Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15
Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.
Likian5 26
Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...
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Comments (130)
RockyG92 15
The fact you refer to them as "fiancé" means you said yes. Are you really that upset?
brasiliano 16
He may be referring to your melons, which most guys are so times those babies by two and you're a four. tens and nines don't exist, eights are rare glamour models do to sum up u r just three from top. :)
RobinGoodfellow 47
That's...not a compliment.
Wolfparable 22
As a lot of people have said don't waste your time with someone who thinks so little of you. Likely case is either he is going to be emotionally abusive towards you or simply doesn't care enough for you and considers you "settling". There is always somebody else out there who would appreciate you more.
hayleyblack2u71 21
Wow...saying that to OP's face? Dang....that's one man who feels like he can say anything without getting a punch in the jaw. Even though I think everyone knows he defiantly can't (or shouldn't be able to). {TL;DR OP learn to be more assertive.}
Cemetery87 10
his language is like an MRA. Please consider moving on.
ZorroRooster 19
And you accepted that god-awful excuse for a proposal?
Tyyeezyjr 13
Man this dude said average to his maybe wife to be xD lol
SillyBeanie 8
Guess you said yes since you called him your fiancé? But that was a very rude way to purpose to someone, I don't think I would of said yes.
ultra_notorious 26
hopefully you declined the offer!
CuteCammy 15
That's just sad.. Since when is 2 "average" ??