Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
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Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 35
Easier to light up on one big candle than 70 small ones. Good thinking!
grahmagog 14
I've said this before and i'll say it again, old people are awesome
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Comments (26)
onedayinamsterda 14
Nothing wrong with that. It's her birthday and she's getting happy !
DaLiquer 20
Why shouldn't they? They've retired and should be able to spend their time as they please!
Joshwarrior 39
Sounds like you have very chill, and laid back grandparents. I don't see the fml here unless you or your parents are dead set against marijuana.
123Puppy 33
At least they weren’t naked.
randybryant799 20
Except for the fact that they were naked I don't see the problem.