Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Easier to light up on one big candle than 70 small ones. Good thinking!
grahmagog 14
I've said this before and i'll say it again, old people are awesome
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Comments (26)
zandalee 20
I can only imagine how funny the conversation would have been at that point! Oh to have been a fly on the wall...
whiteboy896 9
**** yeaaa, wish they were my grandparents hahhh!
Attica 20
There is no possible way that this could be a bad thing. Well, unless they were naked... And since that's not included in the fml... I conclude that you're just rubbing in the fact that your life is awesome, OP.
rosenkrieger223 24
I fail to see how this is an FML. That's awesome! lol
siddin 6
how is this a fml?
perdix 31
Now, we know how they put up with you assholes all this time. For her birthday, you ought to get Grandma the DVD of "Reefer Madness." I've that old ladies are into baking, but this is ridiculous!
Wizzlbang 10
... So?
Oddball426 6
Reminds me of that one scene from the movie 50/50, with the old guys with cancer asking Joseph Gordon-Levitt if he wanted to get high with them off of weed cookies.
notahotdog 2
Honestly, pretty cool
simple2160 2
Epic grandparents op! :)