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Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon. - / Monday 7 February 2011 17:44 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By hellblade36 | 0

#2056053 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:03

necrophilia much?

By tnlander | 20

#2056109 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:13

maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.

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By hellblade36 | 0

#2056053 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:03

necrophilia much?

0671241409 | 0

#2056263 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 12:01

lol I was thinking the same thing

Froz3narr0w | 0

#2056438 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:03

^This.

TripleJumpMan | 0

#2056563 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:21

^ is

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#2056565 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:23

No.

stephyhull | 4

#2056634 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:39

hahaha exactly

ahole123 | 0

#2057508 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 05:41

I thought this was weird then I saw that she lives in th UK...

kiwi_xoxo | 0

#2057641 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:11

I should of taken ur warning but I looked it up anyway... :s I would say the same but my friend told me about the movie human centipede and it's even worse -_- I've never been more disgusted...

JManHobbs | 0

#2057779 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:57

Try lying in a bath of ice water for an hour beforehand, I hear that makes it even more realistic.

forza_italia88 | 2

#2057900 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 07:50

109 i totally agree! i could hardly watch the whole thing and felt physically sick afterwards :S

goldhighways | 0

#2057923 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 08:03

human centipede was the lamest movie ever

2fLy4mVp | 0

#2058117 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:32

I fucking hate that movie

LouieLZ | 5

#2058198 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:17

Shit. Now that IS extreme!! necrophilia, coprophilia and all that stuff is one thing. The human centiped is another level...

psychochick29 | 0

#2058217 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:25

Y'know... Ted Bundy did that too.

lizzieislovely | 11

#2058670 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 03:02

Are you saying that people from the UK are well known for enjoying sex with corpses? I was never told of this tradition...

monnanon | 13

#2058744 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 03:31

#1 its called pseudonecrophilia and its a fetish for things that are seemingly lifeless not actually so.

Craziemami_fml | 0

#2062376 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 10:19

eww

sovietkiwi | 0

#3037534 - Thursday 4 August 2011 03:40

Watch aftermath :)

fml2710 | 3

#3810091 - Saturday 31 December 2011 07:03

is it viewed as normal in the uk?

Link5794 | 16

#4677419 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 11:05

Till complete decomposition do us part.

By Kyakan | 1

#2056064 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:06

He just sounds like he has weird fetishes, this doesn't seem like that much of an FML o.0

By gintori | 0

#2056066 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:06

wow, creep?!

TheDrop | 0

#2056817 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 02:43

everyone has a fetish. I like girls sitting on my face. but anyways OP obliged to her pimp daddy and played a corpses. Amirite

Guren | 0

#2057168 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 04:21

no wonder you pic looks like that!

falluke17 | 0

#2057825 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 07:24

lol

By pardonski | 0

#2056072 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:07

Creeeeeeper.

By manzanita2121 | 6

#2056074 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:08

...yet you liked it.

natvv | 0

#2056619 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 01:37

Wut.

bazookajoey | 27

#6431450 - Saturday 10 October 2015 10:26

Shut the fuck up

By mylifesucksserio | 15

#2056076 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:09

freak

IHeartJimi02 | 0

#2057717 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 06:32

Definitely a freak.

By lolfish111111 | 0

#2056093 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:12

hmm... useless comment

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2056102 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:12

Has he watched a German film by the name of Nekromantik recently?

Orange_Poop | 2

#2057217 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 04:37

I looked this movie up, and the sequel, and I can honestly say I've never felt so disgusted in my whole life.

kaprookie | 3

#2058163 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:05

Im guessing its about a german corpse raper?

quite_bored | 9

#2059645 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 09:50

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

By tnlander | 20

#2056109 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:13

maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.

morgh101 | 0

#2230737 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 08:37

true.

By MzKylz | 0

#2056112 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:13

nice one

Kelita | 0

#2056171 - Monday 7 February 2011 11:30

freak

ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2056371 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 12:37

Wow , mean much ?

Iskaria | 0

#2059269 - Tuesday 8 February 2011 07:20

Yup, more specifically, a nasty self righteous close-minded bitch :) I know I personally would rather be a 'freak' than that :)

ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2060410 - Wednesday 9 February 2011 02:01

haha , me too :)

Jizwold | 0

#2072673 - Saturday 12 February 2011 12:43

what'd she say?

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