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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

14%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

48%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

75%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

73%

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123puppy's favorite FMLs

Children, Our Future Doctors And Politicians, Can No Longer Hold Pencils Properly Due To An Overuse Of Technology

This is the future! Children are holding pencils “like cavemen hold sticks.” FML for our failed society and FML for the future of America.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nadine - / Thursday 1 March 2018 22:00 /

In the middle

Today, my girlfriend stopped in the middle of sex to sit on my face... I thought it was sexy until she peed all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By "Egyptian ToyBoy" - / Thursday 12 December 2019 18:00 /

Research Finds That Lack Of Sex Can Make Your Vagina Depressed-- So Get To It, Ladies.

So... how you doin'?

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nadine - / Thursday 23 August 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

Tasting a lot at high school

Today, an old friend showed me pictures proving that my high school sweetheart, who is now my wife, was the school slut who would give anyone a blowjob in the toilets for a fiver. So basically every time I kissed her in high school, I was tonguing another guys cum. I feel physically sick right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 December 2019 01:00 /

Celebration

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Wednesday 11 December 2019 18:00 /

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Beginner

Checking you out

So, what happened next…

At night, all FMLs are grey.

The thumb strikes back

Happy ending

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Night owl

Santa Claus

Inception

The Mixer

Work is a 4-letter word

Mobility

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

Censored

Consolation prize

50 favorites

Judgmental

Supersize Menu

YDI Master

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

Perfectionist

One more and it's business time

50 quality comments

42

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The return of the thumb

Children, Our Future Doctors And Politicians, Can No Longer Hold Pencils Properly Due To An Overuse Of Technology

In the middle

Research Finds That Lack Of Sex Can Make Your Vagina Depressed-- So Get To It, Ladies.

Tasting a lot at high school

Celebration