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By  Faff

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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My bullshit radar is going off. If OP is handcuffed to the bed (I'm assuming both hands but could be wrong), how did they make this FML?

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If it was Saw then it would be something like hancuffed in a room full of oil where you have a choise of losing a limb or getting burned alive as your timer is a candle.

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I'm JUST saying, but what if Op was a girl. Nobody would find this funny and cops would be involved. Equal rights....someday.

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I do believe #33 is referencing the original Saw movie. Where the protagonists were chained to pipes in a bathroom with 2 saws.

By  Faff

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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well one time i drank a whole gallon of tap water at one sitting, and there's supposedly alot of lead in it right? would that be considered heavy drinking? i never woke up chained to a bed though.

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Yeah, this is one of the first FML's that start with that, that hasn't been a YDI. What's this guys secret get-out-of-jail (or handcuffs) secret?

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I cant sympathize for someone who puts the resposibility of his or her actions onto someone else when he or she drinks. Just because you drink too much doesnt mean its everyone elses fault that you end up in a certain way. Control yourself.

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there's no spelling mistakes though. he must have a dick that resembles the width of a pencil.

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so from logical reasoning: waking up handcuffed to a bed but somehow writing an FML means OP has a small penis. FLAWLESS!

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