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why would they take your engagement ring?
I think the fiance tried to take it?
The key word is "larceny", gentlemen.
This is why you look up the word you don't understand before posting and looking foolish, #1.
the larceny charges were for stealing the ring from someone, so they took it from him
Well I barely know english so if I look stupid don't blame me
That sucks op good luck finding a new partner.
19-your English seems fine. Better than a lot of people on here. Next time, just look up words you don't understand.
Translating works wonders, and I couldn't look it up cause it'd be in Norse where the word wouldn't exist.
because it's stollen, dumbass.
fag.
and ohmandapants, next time you or your friend tries to look like the band Kiss, tell them to brush there teeth and lose the glasses just for the picture.
sirin you gonna mod that^? :)
bizarre ftw, read the comments then you'll understand.
shit, not that one, I meant the one where I said fag. and I see you modded it! thank you sirin!
Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...
Please give our Norse friend some slack...or he'll sail down and death-metal whip our ass.
98- not any better
They took the ring because they thought that she was asking them to propose to her obviously
and in norwegian, that word is "tyveri" :) #1, eg visste heller ikkje ka de meinte me larcency, tror kje det e et godt ord på norsk for det :/
bizarre_ftw you make the rest of this comment look smart. Unicorns fart rainbows while tangoing with King Kong. Also France is a state of the United States of North Korea which is located in Ontario, Canada.
I'm surprised 124 hasn't been banned yet. Anyone read her description recently? Serious hate going on. Not cool.
Derp derp derp
112 - nope.
Shouldnt they be taking it to Mordor :)
91 and 93 um really what's the difference?
^ what are you talking about
Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
I don't see why this was thumbed down. OP's fiancé broke the law for her! That sounds like a recipe for an exciting marriage! Starting as soon as he gets out of prison, by which point OP will probably have moved on, unimpressed by her ex-fiancé's glaring lack of judgment.
Together, forever!
*singing* your not having sex tonite your not having sex tonite cause your in jaiiiillllll
He's a keeper for sure.
#107 *you're
That's not right, why did they seize it?
Oh lol should've paid more attention to the " larceny" my mistake.
^ what does 4 have to do with a anything? [troll face]
When I read the post, I wondered why "in the same visit" was necessary. I tend to give people too much credit.
Actually it's 22, he said put 2 and 2 together. Not add 2 and 2! :D trolling on the trollers!
Bummer
Well, at least you learned more about your fiancé before you committed.
Why is it no one has stated the other alternative? He could have bought the ring from a pawn shop thinking it was legitimate. Pawn shops get rings all the time and do not always know if the ring is stolen or not. If this is the case the fiancé unknowingly bought a stolen ring and he was unlucky enough to get charged for larceny.
Wow that sucks. I thought it was illegal to seize engagement rings under any circumstance.
If It was me, I would slap them.
Yeah, assaulting a police officer!! That way they can both be in prison. Maybe share a cell! ^_^
#8 said them so hes obviously talking about the cops
People use 'them' all the time in place of him/her.
111- only uneducated people.
i hope your right
You're profile picture creeps me out.
113 -facedesk- *Your
You are (you're) picture creeps me out. Makes sense right? Yeah. You're idiots.
I lost all hope for humanity.
YOUR profile picture is really gorgeous.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Do they do marriages in prison?
Yeah it's the room is in the shower
Didn't mean to put the extra is
It's the room in the shower, worst joke ever at least say it right, eg; the shower room
Oh, Billlly...
if you guys know, a larceny charge is basically stealing so maybe OP's husband stole the ring or something...
No shit
No shit Sherlock.
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Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...