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  • Sunday 30 November 1997
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About Death_dolphin24
I love the word bitches. It brings a smile to my left eye and right butt cheek. My favorite saying I made up during Algebra it is "I don't give a shit what martial art you can do, I can fly BITCH!" A majority of my retarded comments comes from my little brother.
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.