death_dolphin24
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I love the word bitches. It brings a smile to my left eye and right butt cheek. My favorite saying I made up during Algebra it is "I don't give a shit what martial art you can do, I can fly BITCH!"
A majority of my retarded comments comes from my little brother.
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Judgmental
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50 favorites
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 quality comments
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A new thumb
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By DocBastard - /
Saturday 17 December 2011 02:29 /
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By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 30 November 2011 03:13 /
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
By Noname - /
Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 /
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