death_dolphin24

About Death_dolphin24

I love the word bitches. It brings a smile to my left eye and right butt cheek. My favorite saying I made up during Algebra it is "I don't give a shit what martial art you can do, I can fly BITCH!" A majority of my retarded comments comes from my little brother.

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Death_dolphin24's favorite FMLs

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tiptoesjohnson / Thursday 19 January 2012 23:26 /

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DocBastard - / Saturday 17 December 2011 02:29 / United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it