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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

91%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

24%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

38%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

26%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

77%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Sailoroftheseas's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 18 February 2013 07:09 / United States - Owensboro

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By golfstar11 / Tuesday 11 December 2012 02:05 / United States - Savannah

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotAnExcuse - / Wednesday 7 November 2012 05:58 / United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sprtsgeek13 / Thursday 13 September 2012 12:37 / United States - Camden

Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotJessePinkmanFFS - / Monday 10 September 2012 06:06 / United States - Norwalk

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sailoroftheseas

Beginner

Mobility

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

Up and coming moderator

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time