indistructo

About Indistructo

Hello there are a few things u may want to know about me I'm fun and funny I love partying I'm a procrastinator(big time) I'm incredibly random If u wanna know more message me

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Indistructo's favorite FMLs

Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 December 2011 20:38 / United Kingdom

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Krissy. - / Tuesday 31 March 2009 07:04 / United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unknown / Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:40 / Philippines

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it