Holidays: Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village....

By pooped - 13/05/2009 09:49 - China

Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village. While looking for the women's restroom, I stepped on a thin sheet of plastic. I fell into the toilet's waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers' faeces. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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boydeee01 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:08

You shouldn't call someone a retard when you use the wrong "you're".

Scheisse11 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:08

That reminds me of "Slumdog Millionaire." I am so, so sorry for you! :(

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Rickyv90 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:06

#1 ewww FYL

SuperDerp 8

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:50

lol pooped

purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:07

how the **** did you manage that

Vespar 0

Friday 2 September 2011 0:11

Your a ******* retard

boydeee01 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:08

You shouldn't call someone a retard when you use the wrong "you're".

dellarness2 2

Monday 6 August 2012 6:49

^ Good.

Scheisse11 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:08

That reminds me of "Slumdog Millionaire." I am so, so sorry for you! :(

kutemotoka 15

Monday 1 June 2015 22:26

Ikr! FYL OP

Ilovelife07 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:08

gross

xSonic 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:34

I know....meanlike, their faces?!?

bsneeze 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:09

oh that's crappy...yea, i know, terrible pun. But that does suck. Next mission: find a shower!

Smashhoof 15

Sunday 4 November 2012 0:14

She might fall in their urine collection along the way.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:10

I've seen some Chinese villages with my open eyes. I'd rather shit behind a wall or some other more isolated place than their actual designated areas. Most often those are just holes in the ground.

soketgo 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:43

that's china for you...

juventis 16

Wednesday 26 August 2015 18:57

I'm visiting in China currently, and you're so right. They're washrooms are literally just holes in the ground. It's always a struggle to find a proper toilet.