FML : Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Marou / Thursday 25 December 2008 01:54 / France

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By alley_cat_118 | 0

#4369 - Friday 20 February 2009 01:23

I'm sorry, but that was a corny line. And I have heard (and used) my lion's share of bad pick-up lines.

By jamers113 | 0

#508255 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:12

why's the guy you like santa? ..that's just odd.

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By alley_cat_118 | 0

#4369 - Friday 20 February 2009 01:23

I'm sorry, but that was a corny line. And I have heard (and used) my lion's share of bad pick-up lines.

druggielove | 0

#977017 - Saturday 10 April 2010 03:50

ydi for believing in Santa

dannnn_fml | 0

#983165 - Thursday 22 April 2010 01:27

are you a library book? cause you've got fine written all over you!! :) haha pickup lines are cool

wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1151379 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 06:41

lol 16 win

By FlickMyBean | 0

#9751 - Sunday 1 March 2009 03:43

If you want to, you never will.

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4631508 - Saturday 30 June 2012 01:34

Thats an epic block on his part.

By LyLa_fml | 0

#11793 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:50

Major douche bag. Sorry.

By jdpwnsyou | 0

#25111 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 10:33

Okay, first that was a terrible line on your part. Second, he could have let you down easier.

By sabrage | 0

#49581 - Sunday 22 March 2009 07:38

Was he Jewish?

By 24788 | 5

#161627 - Saturday 2 May 2009 07:13

That's just weird.

By nazzy | 0

#165000 - Sunday 3 May 2009 08:14

why the hell woudl you do that, thats so stupid, seriuosly

By thatonekid2010 | 0

#253335 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 07:11

Dangg Haha

By tangerine_12 | 0

#458389 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 07:57

i dont know why but i think people from france have the worst FMLs. no offence.

By jamers113 | 0

#508255 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:12

why's the guy you like santa? ..that's just odd.

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