Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
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alley_cat_118
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I'm sorry, but that was a corny line. And I have heard (and used) my lion's share of bad pick-up lines.
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druggielove
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ydi for believing in Santa
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dannnn_fml
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are you a library book? cause you've got fine written all over you!! :) haha pickup lines are cool
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lol 16 win
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FlickMyBean
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If you want to, you never will.
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TriflingAllDay
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Thats an epic block on his part.
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LyLa_fml
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Major douche bag. Sorry.
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jdpwnsyou
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Okay, first that was a terrible line on your part. Second, he could have let you down easier.
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sabrage
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Was he Jewish?
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24788
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That's just weird.
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nazzy
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why the hell woudl you do that, thats so stupid, seriuosly
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thatonekid2010
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Dangg
Haha
Haha
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tangerine_12
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i dont know why but i think people from france have the worst FMLs.
no offence.
no offence.
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jamers113
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why's the guy you like santa?
..that's just odd.
..that's just odd.
..that's just odd.