By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.

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TwitchingNebula 17

I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...

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sugarandspice33 0

Watch him ask you to bail him out of jail...

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah that sucks and all, but do you really want to marry someone who just got arrested for larceny?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Nah, but the ring would've been a nice down payment on a condo

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every1luvsboners 11

Now someone is going to steal his anal virginity. If he's walking funny after you bond him out, don't ask, just assume.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Arghhhh I'll be waiting for his arrival.

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rhysfucker 24

His rectal hymen might already be busted if he's been to jail before.

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zombicidal 11

pirates roam the seven seas buttsexpirates roam the seven showers apparently

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bizarre_ftw 21

No... They roam the seven Cs (or at least cause the 7 Cs) Clumsy Corner Criminals Crouched Carelessly Commonly Cry-out

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beckyxD 13

Let's just hope he doesn't drop the soap...

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zombicidal 11

-.- thanks for elaborating on the joke 75

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Lolo99981 5

assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME...

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MissMae93 23

Bizarre_ftw - I'm curious as to why you feel compelled to reply to almost every single comment on most FML's. It's actually quite annoying considering 90% of your "jokes" aren't even remotely funny.

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21jason 9

BAAAABBEE can u come bail me out of jail

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erockinthesuburb 17

Nothing says 'I Love You' like larceny!

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geon_olam 17

cuz of the swarm of bees dumbass. did u read the FML?

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drawmesunshine 17

I'm going to do that next time the update FML. I'm going to pick a random one, not read it, and try to figure put what happened by reading the comments. If I was trying to do that to this FML, your comment might have thrown me off entirely.

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murdersquirrel 15

Maybe he'll steal you another BIGGER engagement ring...after he's, you know, done with the whole "jail sentence" thing.

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