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By ringmaster101 - 04/03/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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By LOSER - 23/05/2022 00:00

Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By diamondsareforever - 18/07/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Sad ex-wife - 21/09/2012 15:11 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Lookalikes

By RonnieG - 22/07/2013 22:30 - United States - Orlando

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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dearambivalence 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:38

At the very least, you're not married to the asshole anymore.

muse88 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:37

that sucks seriously..did they even believe u??

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muse88 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:37

that sucks seriously..did they even believe u??

cameron194 9

Friday 29 June 2012 13:39

Who would honestly go back to the store they stole something from to sell said item back to them, if they knew it was stolen.. I'm sure OP eventually convinced them

BigLatchZatch 14

Thursday 4 September 2014 21:04

Let's not get crazy here... The guy did call the damned cops.

shalvius 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:38

ehmmm.. well it's good that you are not together

dearambivalence 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:38

At the very least, you're not married to the asshole anymore.

summer_escape 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:43

ouch.. hahahah sucks at least the pricks gone

cameron194 9

Friday 29 June 2012 13:37

Wow u have a gorgeous pic ^^

thatguynamedsky 32

Friday 20 February 2015 16:17

awe thanks :$

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:04

Well I am sure they will believe you. You have ignorance on your side.. do they really think that if you stole it from them 3 years ago that you would be that stupid enough to come back and try sell it to him?

RenoEnvy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:10

Oh my gosh! Seriously? This is beyond ridiculous! I am so sorry you had to go through that embarassment. I'm sure you were so scared. To echo the post above, good thing he's gone! Now go find yourself a man who can buy you a damn right. Amen. <3

Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:25

I dunno... how many men are there who would be willing to risk jail time to make their woman happy? If he was just a cheapskate he would have bought a fake diamond.