By thewhompingwillow - 01/09/2012 17:56 - United States - Springfield
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Show it anywayWhere?!? Please explain!
I think 1 is talking about a certain "white" fluid.
I think 1 mistook OP for a girl. Well news flash for all blind folks out there who rush to 1st comment without thinking to even look at the poster's gender, dig yourself a hole and bury ourself in it, the FML community will then be freed from such idiots.
Last I checked, you don't bleed when you have a seizure. Also, a dog trained to detect seizures would not be able to tell even if OP was bleeding.
22- Why exactly did you put "white" in quotation marks?
So that all the other people would get it
Dog are color blind so they might not recognize the difference between blood and the semen
Can't you have a seizure, then not remember it? You were probably just choking the chicken, but what if you started seizing with your meat in your hands? On a side note: who lets their pets watch them **********?......
People with medical conditions that could kill them if they hit their head while seizing ....
Your dog was in the room while you masturbated? with the door open so that he could run out and get your family? If only there were a third button that said "It's your fault, but FYL."
Dogs are color blind to certain colors yes but they still easily tell red I do believe so yes they can differentiate semen and blood unless your urethra or something is bleeding. And some people don't care if their pets see them masturbating because there's nothing wrong with masturbating and some people live in 1 room appt or just don't close doors cuz they live alone.
Or the fact that blood and semen smell totally different. To a dog it is very noticeable.
92- i guess, but to me theres a difference between "ydi" and "its your fault".
I think you may be doing it wrong.
At least your dog knows what hes doing! Its better to have a working than lazy dog
Agreed. Better embarrassed than dead. Thats my motto
Haha yeah!
So you typed your ? while doing a handstand I assume¿
24) *touch*
30 - Where¿
37) Thank you.
Hope you don't have one in public...
Gangnam style! And that was your random comment of the day.
61- that vid is getting even more famous. A girl in my dorm just showed me and six other people at home know it. Weird. Lol thumb me down but I got really excited. (sexyyy ladiesss....gangnam style) Also, open condom store.
61 Boo!
Do you ********** with an open door while your parents are in the house? How could the dog get in or out otherwise?
I would assume that there would at least be doggy doors just so at night if he has a seizure the dog has easy access to leave.
Some people also have a rope attached to the door so the dogs can tug them open.
Great question,
Well the dog is probably supposed to be with him at all times. What if he had a seizure with the door closed while the dog was in the other room
Some doors can just be pushed open also...
Service dogs are trained in many tasks. Some of which include opening and closing doors when need be. I supposing that what happened.
Good doggy
Well he is doing his job... Still don't get how the dog got out of the room
Technically he is not doing his job. His job is to warn when he's having a seizure not masturbating.
And you didn't even stop to think that the dog might be doing his job but that it was OP who was doing it wrong? I've heard that some masturbation sessions can be quite... Moving.
Watch a real female ******. Then watch a seizure. One might be wayyyy more beautiful but a dog can't tell
21- some people look like they're having a seizure when they **********.
Why would he be masturbating with a dog in his room? Show some respect for your best friend :(
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Dude slow down!!
When your specially trained dog thinks a seizure and masturbation is the same thing your doing it all wrong
Do it in the bathroom next time while "dropping a deuce" you won't get interrupted that way.
Has seizure on toilet, hits head on tub/sink , bleeds out. I'm sure they've thought it out and put a dog door in or something
I agree! We know how it's done;)
Brilliant idea. you should market that as an alternative to seizure medication.
*has a seizure in the bathroom...
kudos for the dog being that smart.
lesson learned: dont ********** infront of the dog.
10 - Here's another lesson: infront is not a word.
Good dog.
Unfortunately, 5 beat you both to it.
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I think you may be doing it wrong.
So your seizures & masturbations look the relatively similiar I assume¿