By skatergrrrl - 15/02/2010 18:40 - United States
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The circle of life is a vicious one. Take heed, wear protection.
There is padding designed for figure skaters that offers some protection, if one knows how to fall. It's a bit of a tradeoff, however, between looking ridiculous and not offering much protection; I wore very thin padding that kept repeated falls from being too painful, but wasn't terribly visible (being a guy in trousers helped), whereas a number of others wore thick pads that made them look completely absurd.
The first time I'd ever gone ice skating was less than a year ago.... And I fell once the entire afternoon. don't be a spastic.
Looks like someone got their ass handed to them on a silver plate of chocolate devils cake filled with banana cream from a donkey riding an elephant under the water as it slowly loses oxygen and begs for help from Saten himself but would later regret asking help from the devil because the price needed to pay for help would have been the unborn daughter of his wifes grandmother father who was at the time a clown giving away free bjs at circuses near you... Juliet then dies and the play was over... The end.
Sometimes life just feels like being the world's biggest bitch and does that to people :[ I'm sorry, OP.