By what-the-what - 29/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML
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RichardPencil 30

The red rocket is pretty disconcerting. It also ruins family photos!

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TheJawsman 18

Consider it a compliment that the dog was happy to see her? Some dogs wag their tails...while others...

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RichardPencil 30

The red rocket is pretty disconcerting. It also ruins family photos!

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Glowworm56 26

Looks like mom pulled a boner about Fido's boner.

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RichardPencil 30

Mom probably gave the dog Viagra instead of its blood pressure meds by mistake.

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Chazzster 28

So what planet did you Mom grow up on?

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Dave_Davington 33

I guess she was having a hard time with what she was seeing.

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GhostFox 33

She actually freaked out about that? When our last dog to have that be a recurring issue was having that "problem" I was ten, and it was more of a "ugh, not again, so unsanitary" issue for me than anything. But there was also the relative that was a nurse that freaked the **** out and called my mom- who was at work- about it. And tried to convince mom to let her take him to an emergency vet. Over a boner.

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TheJawsman 18

Consider it a compliment that the dog was happy to see her? Some dogs wag their tails...while others...

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