FML : Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Whoopsie - / Wednesday 25 July 2018 05:00 /

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By TheUnforgiven | 8

#7665866 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:15

I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7665869 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:27

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7665864 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:09

And then you’re going to call Hooters, Curves Gym and Victoria’s Secret to tell them the same story. It pays to advertise!

By SophisticatedPup | 3

#7665865 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:10

r/thathappened r/ihavesex

By TheUnforgiven | 8

#7665866 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:15

I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7665869 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:27

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

By hades5000 | 7

#7665873 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:49

Every girl is about to slide into your dm's

By Madrias | 34

#7665874 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 5:51

Well, she can say that you literally blew her mind. Not many guys have a girlfriend who can say that.

By Bear Kidd | 2

#7665876 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 6:02

Nice😎

By Christopher Martin | 12

#7665878 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 6:18

Dude pleasured her so good she passed out

By dexter420 | 21

#7665879 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 6:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By real life problems | 26

#7665883 - Wednesday 25 July 2018 7:04

High five man. mission accomplished

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