By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 312
You deserved it 573
Intimacy Health
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

TheUnforgiven 8
Send a private message

I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

64 1
Reply Report
Charlie Given 25
Send a private message

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

38 5
Reply Report
Next

Comments

RichardPencil 30
Send a private message

And then you’re going to call Hooters, Curves Gym and Victoria’s Secret to tell them the same story. It pays to advertise!

11 13
Reply Report
SophisticatedPup 3

r/thathappened r/ihavesex

7 10
Reply Report
TheUnforgiven 8
Send a private message

I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

64 1
Reply Report
Charlie Given 25
Send a private message

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

38 5
Reply Report
hades5000 7

Every girl is about to slide into your dm's

12 10
Reply Report
Madrias 36
Send a private message

Well, she can say that you literally blew her mind. Not many guys have a girlfriend who can say that.

19 2
Reply Report
Christopher Martin 12

Dude pleasured her so good she passed out

3 4
Reply Report
dexter420 21
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
2 24
Reply Report
real life problems 26
Send a private message

High five man. mission accomplished

7 2
Reply Report
Next