By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML
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I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

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And then you’re going to call Hooters, Curves Gym and Victoria’s Secret to tell them the same story. It pays to advertise!

r/thathappened r/ihavesex

I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

Every girl is about to slide into your dm's

Well, she can say that you literally blew her mind. Not many guys have a girlfriend who can say that.

Christopher Martin 12

Dude pleasured her so good she passed out

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High five man. mission accomplished