Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML
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TheUnforgiven
| 8
I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.
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Charlie Given
| 21
That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"đ
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RichardPencil
| 27
And then youâre going to call Hooters, Curves Gym and Victoriaâs Secret to tell them the same story. It pays to advertise!
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SophisticatedPup
| 3
r/thathappened r/ihavesex
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TheUnforgiven
| 8
I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.
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Charlie Given
| 21
That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"đ
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hades5000
| 7
Every girl is about to slide into your dm's
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Madrias
| 36
Well, she can say that you literally blew her mind. Not many guys have a girlfriend who can say that.
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Bear Kidd
| 3
Niceđ
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Christopher Martin
| 12
Dude pleasured her so good she passed out
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dexter420
| 21
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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real life problems
| 26
High five man. mission accomplished