By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML
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TheUnforgiven 8

I've heard of faking an ****** to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

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Charlie Given 26

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

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RichardPencil 30

And then you’re going to call Hooters, Curves Gym and Victoria’s Secret to tell them the same story. It pays to advertise!

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SophisticatedPup 3

r/thathappened r/ihavesex

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TheUnforgiven 8

I've heard of faking an ****** to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

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Charlie Given 26

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

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hades5000 7

Every girl is about to slide into your dm's

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Madrias 36

Well, she can say that you literally blew her mind. Not many guys have a girlfriend who can say that.

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Christopher Martin 12

Dude pleasured her so good she passed out

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dexter420 21

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