Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML
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loserboii
| 11
Sounds like you would be on A Thousand Ways To Die
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ImJK_fml
| 0
He's more likely to be on video gag
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Psych101
| 9
If OP was on that show, don't you think OP would be... you know... dead?
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falloutboy97
| 16
OP is a girl.
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littlemsweirdo
| 12
No.
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CoffeeChickBlows
| 13
Yes.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Probably.
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gc327072
| 29
Nah, either on Tosh or Country fried home videos. "Here's your sign...."
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12GaugeTurtle
| 1
Well do the stickers work?
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12GaugeTurtle
| 1
Well do the stickers work?
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Dixbfloppin
| 11
But everyone I've ever seen one that show had it coming.
On a related-ish note: Why are people hitting the "You deserve it" button?
On a related-ish note: Why are people hitting the "You deserve it" button?
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
64- It's for her own safety, that's why. If she's clumsy, it was a thoughtful thing on her grandparents part to do that.
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Teyros
| 24
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger :). Hope your okay after the accident OP. :(
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Teyros
| 24
You're*
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deadxwedding84
| 5
Actually what doesn't kill you horribly scars you for life.
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RadikulRam
| 16
HIV, Herpes, Polio just to name a few.
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AznSamoan52
| 10
It's what doesn't kill you usually succeeds a second time.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, unless you become a vegetable.
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thgiL
| 9
Whatever doesn't kill you will come back around and get ya next time.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
L is a letter!
Yay!
*claps*
Edit: disregard this comment, the original comment was deleted.
Yay!
*claps*
Edit: disregard this comment, the original comment was deleted.
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DespairFaction
| 11
So that glass door I walked into on my way to take pictures at my moms wedding made me stronger? Haha. It's ok OP it happens sometimes, I was like 9 when it happened to me.
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Meettitan
| 14
Unless something is wrong with you, you learn from your mistakes. So in a way what doesn't kill you, could make you wiser, making you stronger. Had to contradict the thread. :D
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Meowingtons500
| 18
What doesn't kill you can leave you in a paraplegic state.
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domking1315
| 20
Annnnnnnnd the song's stuck in my head
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brackaman
| 18
So 50, what you're saying is that if somebody gets hit in the head from a falling rock and almost diss but instead just suffers severe memory loss, they've actually become wiser? Sorry, I just felt like continuing the thread.
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Quinn32
| 16
What doesn't kill you only prevents the inevitable.
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Am I the only think of Kelly Clarkson's song "Stronger"?
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TheMystery_fml
| 6
Whatever doesn't kill you, just hasn't finished the job.
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Prodigy7
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60, that makes no goddam sense.
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weasel123
| 9
What doesn't kill you leaves you vulnerable for a second attack.
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capper44
| 18
I bet; What doesn't kill you, it didn't intend to.... Coz if it did then it would have killed you!!
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Osito2011
| 9
What doesn't kill you, will try try again
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WCARlover
| 34
At least they care:)
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awsetdvcshjkgss
| 1
Those glass doors will get you if your not careful
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brackaman
| 18
For the love of mother earth.. YOU'RE. I swear people are doing this on purpose now...
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buck33
| 14
Reminds me of the (windex?) commercial with the birds that go for the pie and hit the window.
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bigredmonkeybutt
| 25
Try paying a little attention to your surroundings.
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Krirn
| 21
She does, she found the stickers.
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moemoney8888
| 7
Ur a fail...
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Pentium_4
| 26
you're about to get slammed by at least 5 grammar nazi's.
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Shrike
| 22
5- *You're a failure.
11-
*You're
*Grammar
*Nazis.
11-
*You're
*Grammar
*Nazis.
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Psych101
| 9
I can't tell if 11 edited his comment, or if 15 is an idiot.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
15) Overkill.
23) He edited his comment.
23) He edited his comment.
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Shrike
| 22
He didn't edit it. He just can't capitalize or pluralize properly, hence the corrections. And it was all tongue-in-cheek, you over-sensitive wusses.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Sorry, ran out of time.
I was wrong, he was just freaking out over capitalization.
I was wrong, he was just freaking out over capitalization.
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Psych101
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27- Okay thanks. I was looking for the usual improper use of your/you're and misspelling of grammar (grammer). I didn't even think about capitalization.
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MinecraftGeek
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25- You aren't supposed to start a sentence with 'and'.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
It's allowed... ^
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coolwhatever124
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Why does that f*ck your life? They're looking out for you.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Pfft, I'd still run into it.
I'm that accident prone.
I'm that accident prone.
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gc327072
| 29
And then the windex crows would laugh at you.
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abcdog123
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they probably dont want you to ruin their doors..
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Krirn
| 21
When you get clumsy, you should stop being clumsy and start being awesome instead. True story.
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courtz94
| 24
FYL OP, but don't feel bad some people are just clumsier than others.
I'm that accident prone.