By merissa22 - 01/09/2012 17:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 234
You deserved it 4 155

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nothing like a shot in my ass after trying to sum up the courage to go out in public won't help

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Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.

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Well, now you know the difference hopefully

Hopefully...

"leaves of three, let it be" :)

44- that's for poison ivy

At first I read "veins" ....

Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

Just think about how much they would save by not having to buy a mask.

5 - $3.99 before tax?

This is completey off topic but is that your natural eye color? Its gorgeous

20 - No, this isn't even a picture of me, but I'm sure Jackie Chan would appreciate the compliment.

I think 20 meant 3...

I think whyusofat was talking to WCARlover, cause you can't really see Mr. Chans eyes in your pic.

lmao @ 20:) but yes it's my natural eye color thank you

20- if you want to ask an off topic question, send her a private message instead of commenting where everybody can see it.

I new plants were evil!!!

I would but im on the app so yea...

Rob a bank while my face is unrecognizable and I can't see to know where any potential police may be? BRILLIANT! We'll buy a pint of Guinness if you don't get caught.

hey whyusofat, are those your toothbrushes? theyre gorgeous...

Yea i walked in on em but they didnt mind and kept going...

You might want to cover that somehow, you might scare people away.jk But seriously swelling is never fun, just try to relax for a couple of days.

Too bad it's not Halloween, you could've dressed up as Two-Face.

I just imagine you saying that in an Asian accent.

Sorry op, try some medicine to help the face swelling go down.

Just walk it off you pansy.

Right...because walking it off will make the swelling go down.

How exactly do u walk off facial swelling?

Take a walk while dragging your face on the pavement. Kinda of like Sweetiebelle does.

The mods strike again.

Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.

10- or a nametag.

Go scare some small children ;)

Time to visit the local elementary school?

So, you were able to type this?

Well isn't that just swell. I bet you're itching to get back to work. But seriously, I hope you're oakay. Just get some meds and some rest and I think you'll be doing just vine.

Oh, I see what you did there.

The people who say "I see what you did there" are the people who have been made fun of their whole life for being the last one in the room to get the joke