By merissa22 - 01/09/2012 17:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML
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nothing like a shot in my ass after trying to sum up the courage to go out in public won't help

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WCARlover 34
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Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.

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Pentium_4 27
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Well, now you know the difference hopefully

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krewer21 1
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Hopefully...

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swig 0
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"leaves of three, let it be" :)

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kay71095 9
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44- that's for poison ivy

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baddud300 6
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At first I read "veins" ....

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WCARlover 34
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Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

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redbluegreen 40
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Just think about how much they would save by not having to buy a mask.

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Krirn 21
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5 - $3.99 before tax?

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whyusofat 17
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This is completey off topic but is that your natural eye color? Its gorgeous

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Krirn 21
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20 - No, this isn't even a picture of me, but I'm sure Jackie Chan would appreciate the compliment.

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nutellaisawesome 5
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I think 20 meant 3...

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Swift4Life 13
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I think whyusofat was talking to WCARlover, cause you can't really see Mr. Chans eyes in your pic.

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WCARlover 34
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lmao @ 20:) but yes it's my natural eye color thank you

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Futacy 29
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20- if you want to ask an off topic question, send her a private message instead of commenting where everybody can see it.

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epicskier 3
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I new plants were evil!!!

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whyusofat 17
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I would but im on the app so yea...

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EnterSandman_fml 20
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Rob a bank while my face is unrecognizable and I can't see to know where any potential police may be? BRILLIANT! We'll buy a pint of Guinness if you don't get caught.

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LoveGuru69 0
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hey whyusofat, are those your toothbrushes? theyre gorgeous...

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whyusofat 17
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Yea i walked in on em but they didnt mind and kept going...

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loserboii 11
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You might want to cover that somehow, you might scare people away.jk But seriously swelling is never fun, just try to relax for a couple of days.

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Krirn 21
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Too bad it's not Halloween, you could've dressed up as Two-Face.

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manurwickd 1
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I just imagine you saying that in an Asian accent.

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courtz94 24
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Sorry op, try some medicine to help the face swelling go down.

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superhumangambit 4
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Just walk it off you pansy.

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Sarcastic_x 6
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Right...because walking it off will make the swelling go down.

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Zer0percent 8
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How exactly do u walk off facial swelling?

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Take a walk while dragging your face on the pavement. Kinda of like Sweetiebelle does.

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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The mods strike again.

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.

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ebonyirony 29
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10- or a nametag.

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MsConfusedd 27
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Go scare some small children ;)

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EmoSquirrel 7
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Time to visit the local elementary school?

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ceccles628 6
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So, you were able to type this?

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zingline89 18
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Well isn't that just swell. I bet you're itching to get back to work. But seriously, I hope you're oakay. Just get some meds and some rest and I think you'll be doing just vine.

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milers11 3
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Oh, I see what you did there.

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zingline89 18
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The people who say "I see what you did there" are the people who have been made fun of their whole life for being the last one in the room to get the joke

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