FML : Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable...

Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

merissa22 Say more :

nothing like a shot in my ass after trying to sum up the courage to go out in public won't help

By merissa22 / Saturday 1 September 2012 17:37 / United States - Chicago

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By WCARlover | 34

#4885839 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:10

Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

By Krirn | 21

#4886157 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:37

20 - No, this isn't even a picture of me, but I'm sure Jackie Chan would appreciate the compliment.

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By Pentium_4 | 26

#4885815 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:07

Well, now you know the difference hopefully

krewer21 | 1

#4885827 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:08

Hopefully...

swig | 0

#4886702 - Sunday 2 September 2012 7:30

"leaves of three, let it be" :)

kay71095 | 9

#4886758 - Sunday 2 September 2012 7:58

44- that's for poison ivy

baddud300 | 6

#4887547 - Sunday 2 September 2012 16:10

At first I read "veins" ....

By WCARlover | 34

#4885839 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:10

Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

redbluegreen | 40

#4885861 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:13

Just think about how much they would save by not having to buy a mask.

Krirn | 21

#4885925 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:21

5 - $3.99 before tax?

whyusofat | 17

#4886138 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:32

This is completey off topic but is that your natural eye color? Its gorgeous

Krirn | 21

#4886157 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:37

20 - No, this isn't even a picture of me, but I'm sure Jackie Chan would appreciate the compliment.

nutellaisawesome | 5

#4886171 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:41

I think 20 meant 3...

Swift4Life | 13

#4886174 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:42

I think whyusofat was talking to WCARlover, cause you can't really see Mr. Chans eyes in your pic.

WCARlover | 34

#4886191 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:48

lmao @ 20:) but yes it's my natural eye color thank you

Futacy | 29

#4886201 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:51

20- if you want to ask an off topic question, send her a private message instead of commenting where everybody can see it.

epicskier | 3

#4886304 - Sunday 2 September 2012 3:38

I new plants were evil!!!

whyusofat | 17

#4886362 - Sunday 2 September 2012 4:10

I would but im on the app so yea...

EnterSandman_fml | 20

#4886464 - Sunday 2 September 2012 4:48

Rob a bank while my face is unrecognizable and I can't see to know where any potential police may be? BRILLIANT! We'll buy a pint of Guinness if you don't get caught.

LoveGuru69 | 0

#4889088 - Monday 3 September 2012 0:49

hey whyusofat, are those your toothbrushes? theyre gorgeous...

whyusofat | 17

#4889596 - Monday 3 September 2012 4:11

Yea i walked in on em but they didnt mind and kept going...

By loserboii | 11

#4885855 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:13

You might want to cover that somehow, you might scare people away.jk

But seriously swelling is never fun, just try to relax for a couple of days.

By Krirn | 21

#4885893 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:17

Too bad it's not Halloween, you could've dressed up as Two-Face.

manurwickd | 1

#4886115 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:22

I just imagine you saying that in an Asian accent.

By courtz94 | 24

#4885895 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:17

Sorry op, try some medicine to help the face swelling go down.

By superhumangambit | 4

#4885910 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:19

Just walk it off you pansy.

Sarcastic_x | 6

#4885936 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:23

Right...because walking it off will make the swelling go down.

Zer0percent | 8

#4885953 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:24

How exactly do u walk off facial swelling?

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4886005 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:36

Take a walk while dragging your face on the pavement.
Kinda of like Sweetiebelle does.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4886052 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:46

The mods strike again.

By SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4885914 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:19

Unrecognizable, you say?
Time to streak naked and destroy stuff!
Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.

ebonyirony | 29

#4887869 - Sunday 2 September 2012 17:25

10- or a nametag.

By MsConfusedd | 27

#4885920 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:21

Go scare some small children ;)

EmoSquirrel | 7

#4886327 - Sunday 2 September 2012 3:53

Time to visit the local elementary school?

By ceccles628 | 6

#4885984 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:30

So, you were able to type this?

By zingline89 | 18

#4886108 - Sunday 2 September 2012 2:17

Well isn't that just swell. I bet you're itching to get back to work. But seriously, I hope you're oakay. Just get some meds and some rest and I think you'll be doing just vine.

milers11 | 3

#4886824 - Sunday 2 September 2012 9:14

Oh, I see what you did there.

zingline89 | 18

#4886858 - Sunday 2 September 2012 9:38

The people who say "I see what you did there" are the people who have been made fun of their whole life for being the last one in the room to get the joke