Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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source_fml 0
So hooking up means making out, or having sex? Just curious, I don't speak middle school anymore.
Corn_Is_Tasty 0
Rule #1, never watch something to interesting while fooling around. Guys will always pay equal attention to both, or so we think.
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Comments (19)
Bauer_fml 0
Well maybe he was "getting really into" the movie?
BCMystery 0
I discovered Mystery Science Theatre 3000 in 1989 while making out with my then girlfriend. It's not that I didn't like her and didn't enjoy making out, but I confess that the magic of MST3K was too alluring. I ended up paying a lot more attention to the TV than to her. Might help explain why she later dumped me.
ImSooNice 0
kate? #14 - 02/20/2009 at 5:43pm by bbfm Report abuse lol
source_fml 0
So hooking up means making out, or having sex? Just curious, I don't speak middle school anymore.
Corn_Is_Tasty 0
Rule #1, never watch something to interesting while fooling around. Guys will always pay equal attention to both, or so we think.
MikeRat 0
Hahaha I've done this to girls before.
lmao_rofl9 0
pahahha well that sucks. thankfully, i haven't had that problem.
Feel_It 0
I'd do that. It's a guy thing. Get used to it.
StephanieSays 0
It happens. I would know.
xaphon 0
Whats wrong with that he just wants to have sex and watch the movie so he does them at the same time. Just because he likes the movie doesnt mean hes not enjoying the sex and if he wasnt then hes an awsome guy to continue doing something he doesnt like just for you