Money, Family, Awkward and Drugs: Stashed

Stashed

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 00:01

Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML

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Hangryko 31

Friday 13 May 2022 0:04

Get a restraining order against your brother and go no contact from him and your enabling mother.

slhiggx 17

Friday 13 May 2022 2:44

Enabling addicts help no one. You did the right thing.

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Hangryko 31

Friday 13 May 2022 0:04

Get a restraining order against your brother and go no contact from him and your enabling mother.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 May 2022 0:31

Give him some fentanyl and he'll do the rest.

slhiggx 17

Friday 13 May 2022 2:44

Enabling addicts help no one. You did the right thing.

J_Free_Woods 28

Saturday 14 May 2022 1:52

You did the right thing. Your mom enabling your brother won’t do him any favors. Stay strong and realize you may have to be a broken record. If your mom gives him money, don’t give her any because she may turn around and give it to him.