Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
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Top comments
WingsFan80 4
win for him
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
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Comments (196)
suckmysarcasm 10
i guess the mystery of how she passed middle school has finally been solved.
UrLuvIzMyDrug 0
I would absolutely, positively, 100% marry my middle school teacher... HES VERY HOT!
Jtisciyohk 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
HEYbunny 0
ummmm okay! that's startory rape?!
BonJovi821 3
First of all, statutory*. Second of all, the daughter isn't in middle school, she's older now and marrying her old middle school teacher. Dumbass.
lordloss1 1
Good Old U.S. of A.
kennakatherine 0
So?
GoBrewCrew 0
well now you know why she was staying so late after school and getting 110% in his class all the time!!!
hcovballer247 0
That's gross and disgusting. This man must have some kind of money. Your daughter is a golddigger.
jessicaelizabeth 0
53; that isn't necessarily true. I have an extremely amazing father figure who has always been there, but I still find older guys attractive, that being said I would go date them, but it's not always the lack of a good father figure that makes girls grow up to like older men.
kbn 0
woah...