Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
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WingsFan80 4
win for him
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
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Comments (196)
RedPillSucks 33
Pervy Saaaagggeeee!!!! FTW
some1azn 0
Easy A for the rest of her life. LAME!!!!
buckie123 3
that's just messed up.
Jewelofagal 2
It's her bed....let her lie in it with him.
scorpion2205 0
shes going for the money shes smart
nerdsgetmehot 23
#79 Teachers aren't known for their wealth.
titzorgtfo632 0
report his ass to the schgoolboard so everyone knows hes a pervert
boatkicker 5
If the girl isn't in school anymore, than the school board can't, wont, and shouldn't do anything about it.
TigTheRed 1
on the upside:1) she is happy, 2) their kids will have a great tutor when it's time for algebra homework
sweetcheex666 6
wow that makes me wonder what happened In middle school...
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hmm. Even though their relationship is now legal (obviously she's not underage anymore), I still find it somewhat disturbing.
tricey24 0
Damn ! That suckssss for you ! :(