Quite simple. Let's make believe the OP is "X" years old. Now, X+1.75 years ago, the OP's boyfriend had intercourse with a woman. That intercourse from X+1.75 years ago led to the creation of a beautiful little girl. 1 year after the birth of the lil girl, the OP's parents also had intercourse with each other. .75 years later (i.e. 9 months) another beautiful girl was born. A few years later, this new girl met the dude who was mentioned in part one. They became bf/gf. X years after her birth, the OP decided to write this FML, where you asked me to explain how it worked out. With that said, good night.

#6 win.

And people said you'd never need Algebra after school. You deserve a pat on the back, my friend.

Very nice #6, very nice.

Awesome

You Win!

How is that win? It's extraordinarily basic, and not very funny...

It's funny BECAUSE it's basic. It was a simple answer to, what the person before them thought was, a complicated question.

Win

Yeah, I didn't find it that funny either.

Actually, that math would make OP's bf's daughter (d) 1.75 years older than OP. What must have happened is that .25 years after d was born, OP's parents conceived OP and then .75 years later, OP woud have been born. Thus .25 + .75 would equal 1 year, to make OP 1 year younger than d.

Actually, that math would make OP's bf's daughter (d) 1.75 years older than OP. What must have happened is that .25 years after d was born, OP's parents conceived OP and then .75 years later, OP would have been born. Thus .25 + .75 would equal 1 year, to make OP 1 year younger than d.

Actually, that math would make OP's bf's daughter (d) 1.75 years older than OP. What must have happened is that .25 years after d was born, OP's parents conceived OP and then .75 years later, OP would have been born. Thus .25 + .75 would equal 1 year, to make OP 1 year younger than d.

Oh shit, triple post...feel free to bury the repeats.

That doesn't explain the age of the boyfriend, and HookEmTexas is right, the math is wrong...lmao at all the people saying "AWESOME". all you need to say was .25 years after daughter was born the OP was conceived, and born .75 years later.

now when you say a bit you mean like 15 or 20 years right?

Awww rats, my math probably was wrong after all. Forgive me, for I had returned from a final, and it was about 3 am my time. lol

Now if only 1.75 year olds could ejaculate your story would be flawless.

good job #6!

#6 a little to much time on your hands :)

nice boomer picture guitarfreak!

We can always leave it at, " one year older. "

nice #6 u shld b a scientist! ;)

does it matter??? either way it's fucked up

or, he married a divorced woman, then divorced her, still being in contact with his daughter.

haha I didn't understand algebra then and I font get it in number 6 post lol

Date his daughter

bit older....40 years older...

Agree with 109. Unless your boyfriend had a child in elementary or middle school, he'd have to be at least 14 years older than you, which means when he was in high school, you were a baby. That's more than a few years :P.

I was just thinking that. Spitters creep me out in the second one! The jaw...

#136 i hate boomers.

You my friend are awesome.

U just blew my fuking mind number 6

Da fuck did I just read...?

Maths make my brain go ow!

At first I thought the same thing, but I think when OP says a bit older it actually means much older with the expression,

Exactly

I realize I'm almost six years too late but please it's late don't do this to me

Agreed. My step-mother is in her mid-thirties and she LOVES being Grandma to my niece. When people ask her how she's old enough to be a Grandma, she always tells them "That's what happens when you marry old people." OP married an old man and now she suffers the consequences.

no she didn't....see above: "boyfriend"

Win!

Yeah, a bit doesn't seem to cover it.

yeah, he'd have to be more than a decade older than you, 15 years at least. You're dating a guy 15-20 years older than you, be prepared for nasty surprises.

3 your pic scared the shit out of me

WTF at pic?

Many bits older!

Oh, YAY. Here comes the "It's an FML because..." discussion from the moderators. Thank you. We haven't had enough of that.

#16 = win

Isn't the purpose of the posts to discuss whether it's a fml or not and why?

Yes. But they come in when you say it's neither an FML nor a YDI and post a response sometimes. This, however, is a YDI.

Win.

he would have to be at least 16 years older

Yes, but this is pretty unlikely. Not a lot of people have babies at 12.

unfortunately people do.

very few people

You haven't met the guys at my school....