Miscellaneous: Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and...

By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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You deserved it 31 214

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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You deserved it 38 634

Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep

By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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You deserved it 3 399

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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You deserved it 17 913

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 178

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 26 404

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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You deserved it 32 270

By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 33 442

By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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You deserved it 906

Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 54 666

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:12

I did the exact opposite today. I was really confused that I couldn't make my truck go forward, until I realised I'd put my keys down in the back seat when I put my dog there. I swear the little bugger was laughing at me.

klovely22 13

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:10

Someone had a busy day. It happens to me all the time. Mom brain makes me forget everything.

Comments

Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:10

Hmmm...i feel like i may do something like that this morning...

theten_fml 9

Tuesday 11 September 2012 10:27

If you were in a horror movie you'd die..

Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 11 September 2012 10:39

Lucky i'm not then isn't it! For me at least...

LMFAOwned 9

Tuesday 11 September 2012 16:39

Should have had that V8. Anyways, you sure you're okay to drive, OP?

DaniPandi 22

Wednesday 12 September 2012 6:22

My mom actually did this a few days ago. It was pretty funny, as is this FML.

klovely22 13

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:10

Someone had a busy day. It happens to me all the time. Mom brain makes me forget everything.

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:12

iamwill363 3

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:12

klingon drivers..smh

ozone9914 2

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:16

i have had moments like that omg am number five

that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:17

Those gas fumes must've gotten to you.

RinaVampire31 18

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:18

Those embarrassing/freaking out moments everyone has..

Miguemex95 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:19

Things like that happen to everyone. Don't worry OP, everybody has brain farts once in a while.

trippythehippy 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:19

Do you happen to be blonde? But seriously, I have almost hit other cars because I forgot what hear I was in. Or stalled because I forgot I was driving a stick when I came to a stop.