By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
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I did the exact opposite today. I was really confused that I couldn't make my truck go forward, until I realised I'd put my keys down in the back seat when I put my dog there. I swear the little bugger was laughing at me.

Someone had a busy day. It happens to me all the time. Mom brain makes me forget everything.

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Hmmm...i feel like i may do something like that this morning...

If you were in a horror movie you'd die..

Lucky i'm not then isn't it! For me at least...

Should have had that V8. Anyways, you sure you're okay to drive, OP?

My mom actually did this a few days ago. It was pretty funny, as is this FML.

Someone had a busy day. It happens to me all the time. Mom brain makes me forget everything.

I did the exact opposite today. I was really confused that I couldn't make my truck go forward, until I realised I'd put my keys down in the back seat when I put my dog there. I swear the little bugger was laughing at me.

klingon drivers..smh

i have had moments like that omg am number five

Those gas fumes must've gotten to you.

Those embarrassing/freaking out moments everyone has..

Things like that happen to everyone. Don't worry OP, everybody has brain farts once in a while.

Do you happen to be blonde? But seriously, I have almost hit other cars because I forgot what hear I was in. Or stalled because I forgot I was driving a stick when I came to a stop.

Do you happen to be blonde? Sounds like you've been more confused and forgetful than OP has.

I think buying an automatic would solve your problem. Probably not. You just sound like an idiot.

Funny part is, I am a professional driver with 500,000 safe miles.

Hope it wasn't some Gucci Gucci.

I don't think she meant it literally...and even if it was Gucci, why does that matter?