Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
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WingsFan80 4
win for him
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
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Comments (196)
_MidnightLuna_ 17
This shouldn't be an FML. Firstly, she must be old enough to decide for herself since she is getting married. Secondly, age isn't that big of a deal. Maybe when your 13 year old is dating a 30 year old. But when two consenting adults decide to get married because they are in love, regardless of age, you have to learn that you can't do **** all about it.
Cody1963 2
Money or drugs, that's all im sayin.....
fuckmylife518 15
I understand how this can be upsetting for you, but #96 is right, it ultimately isn't up to you. You should be happy for them if your daughter is really serious about this guy. While I'd like to say this isn't the weirdest thing I've ever heard, it's not. I can understand the girl's choice. My grandfather and my step-grandmother were 45 years apart. They met when she was 17 and got married when she was 24. I use this gigantic age difference as proof that age is irrelevant. I also use it to argue with anyone who thinks someone is too old or too young for them or me. If my grandparents can have a 45 year age difference, so can I if I want to. Your life is, in my mind, neither ****** nor do you necessarily "deserve" it. But you do deserve for your daughter to be happy, which it appears she is. So be happy with her, and enjoy life :)
purpleskullcandy 7
Well when you say you'd do anything to pas his class.....
angelofsaturn 23
my ex fiance was 27 years older than me(3 months younger than my mom...that was fun) and i'd always had a thing for older guys. i slept with guys who were at least 15 years older just cause they knew what they were doin. on the teacher front i do recall a few incidents that would definitely be considered wildly inappropriate now but eh. no harm no foul.
warfare32 9
My band teacher did that.... Now they work together. D:
sillywigwam 3
Her choice
hisbabygirl513 5
If she's happy then why's it matter? My boyfriends older than me and were completely happy. I'm legal age and so is she. Stop being so judgmental it's not your life so....
tsent8 15
And school house rock played at their wedding oh and their honeymoon was on the junglegym at the playground it's truly an a++ love story See what I did there?
Hedley_4ever 4
Holy shit that's so awks !