By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/8/2011 06:23 - Australia
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
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  juicedboi  |  7

At least your neighbors would act f something was happening. Assuming they army batshit crazy, and pay for the broken window, I would consider this a plus.

  xaxers  |  3

They didn't call emergency services when they thought a child needed help so urgent that breaking and entering wasn't a problem.

That's retarded or crazy.

  xoconnie  |  8

after thinking about it, maybe ur neighbors were trying to steal stuff from ur house! and then just blamed it on childrens voices! make sure all ur valuables and crap are still there. :0

  Jvr91  |  8

No no no OP your neighbor Michael Vick knew it was a dog he just told you he thought it was a kid so he didn't seem like he was trying to steal your dog!

  Keyman1212  |  14

Hey, Andrew with a picture of someone who isn't him, but you tried to crop it to look like it's you, not everyone who posts on here is from America, dumbass. And even if they are, they are free to spell it in the way that British/The Colonies spell it.

  Keyman1212  |  14

#96, his photo is of Boston rapper Sammy Adams. If you like rap, I'd say check him out. I really like him a lot. Kinda pop-rap, but he has a really tight flow on some of his mixtapes.

By  marinus_fml  |  19

It's funny because I'm the neighbor that did this to you!


I don't think a dog can say "help", well enough for someone to recognize hearing it a distance, anyway. I took it as the dog was whimpering and crying and the neighbors thought it was a child.