Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
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WingsFan80 4
win for him
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
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Comments (196)
anorexicbarbie 8
Thank you! Besides I doubt the teacher was checking out 12 and 13 year olds. They probably met up recently and just fell in love or something.
reeree1234 0
that's why you should be happy that during marriage ceremonies they ask if anyone objects to them being married. you should be blowing air horns and setting off fireworks to let everyone know you STRONGLY object.
JoeMarie1996 13
get over it ? -.-"
Fohz 9
First off @ #46 - Age of consent may be 15 (It differs in different countries) but generally it means that a 15 year old can consent to sex with someone who is close to their own age (I believe it is 3 years). Second - To all of you people calling him a pedo... A pedophile is a person sexually attracted to others who have not yet reached puberty. Third - Pedophilia is not retroactive! If it were, we would all be pedos because our partners were all children at some point. Lastly - Good for your daughter for finding love :D
mrsdaniellautner 0
he must be rich!;)
Nooneslooking 0
my aunt is 37 and my uncle is 60. he was her high school geometry teacher :)
anongrl5846 19
oooooooo k
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I see no problem with this. For some women, dating a much older man just makes sense. After a point, maturity doesn't have much to do with age.
Biebfever 0
true, but she may be a gold digger. justt sayn ..
me142 0
thats not right
JERZBornNRaised 7
i mean if girls like old saggy balls go for it haha, remember you cant teach an old dog new tricks, and when a guy is 25 years older hell be 50 shell be 25 perfect time to enjoy your youth and hell be an old saggy nut sack, i get the whole "mature thing" but you dont have to be old to be mature, most guys are immature forever, and other mature young, if the age gap is that bad you can have fun takin care of your grandpa oooops i meant bf for the rest of your life rather than enjoying it with someone your age doin things together.