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United States
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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Anonymous
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
me!
Shiny shiny
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Anonymous
Cash dispenser
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Anonymous
When karma does its job
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
OfCourse
United States
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Gold diggerzzzzzzz
United Kingdom
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Freaky family
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
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WingsFan80 4
win for him
katiemarie23 0
Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.
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Comments (196)
funzcpl 0
kind of makes you wonder if he had the hots for her back in the day huh.
Thanateros 1
Props for referencing Devin Townsend m/
daniella4680 0
well I guess age doesn't really matter to them
PeteElMalo 0
as long as she isn't in middle school now, it's all good
brownlace 0
freakyyy
sipher16 0
well if she's legal that means that she is at least 18 so that makes him at the youngest 43. OP I understand where your coming from in my opinion 10 years age difference is the max.
rommie_fml 0
extremely awkward... like.... EXTREMELY. awkward.. I'm scared for you.
kateeeh 0
i bet it was for money....if ya know what i mean...
NightOwlTechie88 0
Yeah, ok. have you seen how much teachers make these days? Times have changed, it's not like how it was back in the day.
klong91 7
That's creepy.
underpaid011 0
wow. that really sucks.