Kids: Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years...

By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Amber C - 07/04/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

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Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:53

win for him

katiemarie23 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:04

Pshh. Older guys are hot sometimes. My fantasy crush is almost 30 years older than me. Way to go for your daughter and the teacher.

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laxchick27 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:45

that's how I role lol

raych3l 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:18

"So, how did you two meet?" "He was my teacher in middle school..."

jojobeanz 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:32

and u wondered how she passed middle school LOL that's so nasty tho

buttercup245 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:35

makes you wonder what they did during classes or after school when she stays for help

katex3him 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:02

haha greatness

ej74 2

Wednesday 10 November 2010 17:45

that's totally fine... not creepy at all... just a coincidence

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 18:54

A young looking 45y/o with an older looking 20y/o is not that crazy, the teacher thing is a bit coincidental though.

urk 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 4:01

Time to step up your parenting skills.

Justincolon22 15

Thursday 11 November 2010 4:15

lol nice

iDontHaveTwitter 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 4:51

hey teachers can be mega hot. espesially since she's so young. maybe she's like a pedophile but backwards? idk lol

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