Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
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Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
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HahaYDI 0
Sell his car on eBay.
Blackmail111 9
no because his dad is selling them
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Comments (279)
azaxirus 0
win
Yinky_Unbanned 0
thumbs down for being first bitxh >:)
aubrey1 0
thumbed down, I second the motion(:
lag96 7
ha
Yohan61576 0
why u bitching than?
sj101990 3
pretty sure you and 5 totally missed the point....
Trainspotting_fml 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So, at least you get to go :D
Blackmail111 9
no because his dad is selling them
imacreeper 3
"You can now find them on eBay."
Miss_Michaela 10
They have about the same chance of going as an fill grown elephant fitting in a mini fridge. You get where I'm heading at?
WiderWille 11
You don't like elephants?
Mpsteve13 7
you're dumb
ColdplaySucks 18
Buy it from him and take the money afterwards :D
ColdplaySucks 18
Unless it's a Coldplay Concert
Blackmail111 9
Srry OP I meant her father is selling them
JokerJohn7 0
Coldplay? all the more reason to get them back and YDI until you tell me the band
Justforlolz 14
A facepalm won't cut it for a fail of that magnitude....
KayleighRenee 0
WTF are you stupid? can you not comprehend what you read?
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Have you had any serious damage to the brain recently? Or are you just like lady gaga ... "born this way"
pertained 12
Good advertisement, bro.
seanders 10
I have a feeling OP is one of them whiney bitches who expects everything handed over. Especially since her own father figured she doesn't deserve them
itsmeyippie 0
Is it just me or does it seem #1 was using sarcasm
SkateboardGirl88 11
wow captain obvious stricks again! **sarcasm**
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
I dislike most of these comments.
HU4L188 0
u have a fricking amazing profile picture
smileyxo4 5
number 181 = win
LoveForNerd2 0
Wait guys, does PM mean like sexing or message?????
yasssx3 6
that's a neck
yasssx3 6
it meanns private message..
Kittehx3 0
It means Penis Man.
chuckychan 8
Maybe you need the money more then you need to see a concert?
zuzupetalsYO 11
#242 I like your hair
Dreamcatcher619 6
who does?
ZAE06 0
yeah including yours
ZAE06 0
I meant #215
djskidd 9
#5, please click this link: http://i.qkme.me/352z5c.jpg
ceddyz17 10
atleast there free
johnson94 5
I'll go buy them just for you op!... not!
ceddyz17 10
they WERE free
Miss_Michaela 10
Capitalising the word 'were' won't make your original comment any less of a fail.
strizz18 0
you ARE retarded
IWarnedYou 0
they're*
Tuesdaythe10th 11
Did everyone here INGEST dumbass PILLS this MORNING ?
whyask 0
28- really? he's the idiot? have yooh seen your picture? and why is everyone being so harsh? i didnt get at first either. at least be nice about what yooh say.
Elegos 3
I hope yooh are joking.
yasssx3 6
says the one spelling you as 'yooh'
Jacobt24 19
224 - it's just a picture from the movie "Liar Liar" of Jim Carey
hahafylop 4
224- at least know how to spell what yooh say.
greengoddess 0
I'm pretty sure it's from Yes Man.
greengoddess 0
I'm pretty sure it's from Yes Man.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
168 read on... shm
fluorescentadole_fml 8
*smh
Jacobt24 19
235 - yes it is. When I posted that I confused that pic with the image of when he was in his office trying to write "RED" with the blue pen in "Liar Liar."
whyask 0
i apologize for spelling you as yooh but thats how i text so thats how i wrote it. i will write proper next time......
LairaIsKindaCool 6
In what world ?
lexybunny555 1
Actually it's from yes man, Sorry it's one of my favorite movies, sooo I just figured I'd tell you. :)
dkf295 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sorry, you're not entitled to those tickets, or rather the money they're worth. Stop being so self-centered, if you want them so bad see what sort of work around the house you need to do to get them!
HahaYDI 0
The dad could at least have given OP one of the tickets.
misomalu 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ya but he could have at least offered them to her wrote he put them up on eBay, I don't think she's entitled but blood I thicker than water, when ever I'm in a situation like that I always off whatever it is I have to my family first
himynameissam 2
your a douche
moosemonkey1000 6
Misomalu i really hope english isn't your first language.
whybother8 0
33, your comment makes no sense!
dkf295 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
misomalu, blood is thicker than water but blood does not pay the mortgage and put food on the table. himynameissam, I like how I'm a douche for suggesting that the OP isn't entitled to free tickets that someone else won.
rawrrawrrachael 0
family first. if OP was outside the family then that might be different.
iSurf_fml 8
It really depends if op is entitled. If he/she sneaks out at night and is a lazy ass deadbeat, by all means they deserved it. If op is well-rounded and not a total piece of shit, daddy could have atleast offered up the tickets.
shortstuffs23 7
I think he was just typing too fast haha
RockstarRN 10
I agree! The dad could have been nice but he wasn't and that doesn't mean that his kid is entitled to them by default!
AnagenisisZagus 13
dkf295, tell that to the Mafia.
Mythekos 0
Basically everyone who commented in reply to this guys comment is stupid. He makes a valid point. No one freaking realizes that they deserve nothing, yet they complain.
abplafcan 0
I completely agree. My parents would have done the same and I don't blame them. OP didn't earn them and shouldn't complain. Unless their parents are rich and absolutely don't need the money (which is not likely), OP should grow up and realize that money to pay bills is much more important than a single night of deafening music.
PawsUp_fml 2
god they are freaking concert tickets. I say that the dad could have given one up because (some) parents like to see their children happy. I also think if you have to sell concert tickets you win for money then life pretty muc sucks for you atm.
flawedgenius 6
dont know why this comment has got so many negative replies. it makes sense.
LairaIsKindaCool 6
7 - Honestly, her dad could have at least offered them to her ... c'mon, it's her dad. But the main reason I wrote this comment, is to let you know that I just can't take anything you say seriously with that picture of yours
Bobissmall 13
While it does make sense, I'm presuming OP is old enough to understand if her parents needed the money or not. I see it from the stand point that her Dad is just going to sell the tickets and buy something he wants. That's the kind of thing my Dad would do, he could afford to give me one of the tickets/take me with him, and a father/son bonding thing, or he could sell them and buy god knows what useless crap he buys. FML's are really too short to judge if it's an FML or YDI, as we don't know if OP's Father was just being mean or not. I think my Dad would see the reasoning of, well we have the tickets, why not treat my child? Idk. Maybe i'm spoilt. Anyway probably went off track of why this particular comment is voted so negatively, but it's hard to say why. I personally have a -82 voted comment which i thought was perfectly fine... the people of FML are strange some times.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
because the majority of people on here are ******* idiots.
rickolette 0
dkf295, if u werent a douche, y is every1 thumbing down ur comment?
SkateboardGirl88 11
oh stop being an naggy old lady bitch
SkateboardGirl88 11
you know what, just STFU
hotscar 3
39 and 46, it's the auto correct of an iPod or iPhone
MyChemical_fml 0
Stop bitching.
lalalaughter 0
i think # 7 IS the dad... no offence.
lalalaughter 0
i think #7 IS the dad.. no offence.
sara8866 8
***You're a douche***
incrediblekarma 3
I second #184.
LilaBear 1
so what if the OP's not 'entitled' to the tickets, it's still pretty rude of the father to go and sell them on ebay without at least offering to sell them to the OP first.
marix54888 0
hey why don't you go out and get a job or baby sit or mow lawns like me to buy those tickets from your dad because your not entitled to them in any way. Seriously I don't think you deserve it if you don't work for it.
17dancer247365 0
this guy is obviously an ass hole the op should get them unless their father is a blind jack ass who is more self centered trying to get money off of them rather than give it to their child.
b0redom 0
am i the only one tht understood #33 :D
b0redom 0
am i the only one tht understood #33 :D
MrXerxes5 6
I'm guessing OPs dad told her to go look for them on eBay if it's an FML. looks like someone was an unwanted child... lol.
DudeImBetter 0
Fml I'm going to my favorite band's concert bro come back with something funny.
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Start bidding !!
flighted 1
hopefully op knows dad's credit card #...
yummyjam101 0
text me 1780.779.7441 :~]
TheDrifter 23
Tell him to make the auction one VIP ticket and a date with his daughter. He'll likely get better money out of it and you'll get to go to the show.
Yinky_Unbanned 0
That's just shows that he's desperate to have his ugly daughter get a date. :p
thew_fml 14
some people need reading comprehension lessons. the OP is not going. the dad is selling the tickets. on ebay
anorexicbarbie 8
Thank you.
ILuvvHay22 0
^ exactly.. "Thank you."
VeeVengeance 0
thank you for thanking him.
YacL 15
Why is everyone thanking each other?
GriZzliie 3
oh! thank you for asking there!
HarryMcC 1
why thank you for pointing that out there!
HarryMcC 1
why thank you for pointing that out there!
threer 30
Thank you for commenting twice!