Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
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Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
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HahaYDI 0
Sell his car on eBay.
Blackmail111 9
no because his dad is selling them
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AnynomousPerson 0
how is that a fml? you get to go dont you? stop bitchin
Sirin_fml 46
Dear lord. The OP's dad SOLD the tickets, so no, she doesn't get to go, except in her dreams.
Flutist 3
Oh, how stupid does someone have to be that the Admins get offended and write you a nice little comment?
Flutist 3
That sounds like an undertaking in itself. I prefer buttons up the nose myself, that way when someone says "look I popped a button" I can say, "Oh I have a spare." Don't ask where I keep the thread. But yea, seems pretty straight forward. If the kid had gotten the tickets and sold them on ebay it wouldn't be a FML, they would have tricked their dad to get some quick cash. Dumb people, le sigh.
franticravyn 7
get into his eBay account and cancel the bid o.o
Offensive_fml 4
Perhaps your family needs money more than sending your ass to a concert... because say he didn't get them, he wouldn't allow you if this was the situation.
SarahSildaSixx 0
are yet motley Crue tickets? if so I'm buyin lol
deefan101 11
better get bidding!!
caaklove 0
I would have done the same thing.
Flutist 3
You have to have them first. Also what address would she have them sent to? That's fraud. When sending money you provide the name on the credit card, so he would figure it out pretty fast. That is a stupid idea.
dezeradenzenooit 2
*talk* with your dad!
A7X_LoVeee 10
What's a Bieber?
cgchamp89 7
A homosexual act when a man is giving a deep throat blowjerky to another man while simultaneously roughly fingering his hairy anus. Courtesy of Urbandictionary.com