Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
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Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
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HahaYDI 0
Sell his car on eBay.
Blackmail111 9
no because his dad is selling them
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feralphoenix 4
why would I be jealous of not hitting puberty..
omg_a_BALLOON 0
Instead if saying "You can now find them on eBay", say "He sold them on eBay" or something because some people are thinking the dad is buying the two tickets from eBay instead of selling them, that's what I thought first.
jackipoo 1
jealous of what?!
imneverhigh8p 0
you put them on eBay? or they bought them on eBay? cuz either way ur just being dumb
Sirin_fml 46
A giant pinecone, with snares, buzzsaws, and frickin' "laz0rz" attached.
incrediblekarma 3
Well, true. But to be fair the only reason I created an account is these comments are spectacular at maintaining my expectations of people's comprehension at what's apparently (read "sadly") a realistic level. Oh, and snarking at them, of course.
A7X_LoVeee 10
His good looks, obvi.
baillley123 0
it's favorite!
Cokie_the_Clown 5
I think a bieber is one of those animals that eat wood and build dams. But I think 155's definition is way more accurate.
sadbanana 0
shitty...
posteriffic 0
I'm sure you could work out a cheap deal on shipping.
rmeyer6 0
buy them then!