By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 11:22 - France

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 411
You deserved it 3 819

Same thing different taste

Top comments

iAmScrubs 19

No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.

enonymous 8

My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.

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tidbre123 0
AlterrOnmi 0

Agreed. What kind if landlord would have a roof looking like Swiss cheese. That's the laziest maintenance I've ever heard. FYL indeed.

boyguydudemalema 0

i thought the roof is for higher ground so you have a better view for when you want to peg your neighbour's face with water balloons . . . i guess im wrong

Alwayspullout 7

The hole was big enough that your kitchen flooded, but yet you hadn't noticed anything wrong?

ohrlynao 0

Silly you... roofs aren't to stop rain! They're just decoration, you silly goose!

imacreeper 3

"Oh no worries, this happens quite often when it rains." "Oh, okay, I'll remember that for next time. Thanks!"

Idonebeenhad 17

incoming American stereotypical comments

are you retarded? he said comments. unless the OP has posted comments, stfu.

zakkyzebra 11

89, op is in France but may not be french.

57 it doesn't need to be a giant gaping hole in the roof for it to leak, do you even know how leaks happen?

Idonebeenhad 17

Think before you comment. Someone said they hear a lawsuit coming, and of course someone was bound to mention Americans suing a lot, which, by some miracle didn't happen

shift_love 13

tell that dude to come fix it. or else you'll just have to stop paying your rent.

It'll start to smell like Old Greg's mangina if ya don't get that fixed!

shift_love 13

it never fails. everytime I comment everyone has to reference my mangina. it makes me smile my fuzzy little man peaches

OP is French...probably due for a shower anyways

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Maybe you shouldnt live in a shack.

iAmScrubs 19

No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.

his name is WALDO THE WEASEL!!! (boom chicka boom chicka)

denbeste 3

close #45 but, it's "bow chika bow wow". Half a point for effort.

I always thought it was "brown chicken, brown cow." That's what Farmer Dave used to yell at me whenever I bent over in front of him.

omg_a_BALLOON 0

Why do people always have to mess up such a funny comment -_-

alexg823 0

You mean like you just did? -_-

thebestof1984 0
enonymous 8

My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.

enonymous 8

Dey Dun Stoleded MAH GRAMZ COOKEE RECIPII?!@!?!@111

nmearayta 0

stole is the past tense of steal

isn't the past tense in this case 'stolen'... 'the government have stolen it', stole would only be if you were talking about yourself 'i stole it'

enonymous 8

Eye em schoocked dat u onlee fhound uno probhlam wif mah sphellung

no it's only if you say you have stolen. without have it would just be stole