some people love their family, and aren't douche bags like you. plus, they give you presents.

my philosophy on this is if you're old enough to know what "FML" means then you're old enough to stop crying about your parents forgetting your birthday. just go out and hang out with your friends OP.

^ true

if they have any

Meal with parents/other relatives in decent restaurant... I wouldn't want to go to the same concert as my parents...

step mums are evil

your really attention seeking

OP, at least you have a birthday

Hahah, how I wish my family viewed it like that. I would love to not celebrate my birthday. Instead, I argue with my family for the month prior to my birthday about how I'd like it if we didn't, and them calling me selfish and all sorts of stuff because I don't want them to waste the time and the money. And, even when I'm moved out and married here in a bit, they still insist that they'll be getting me things and taking me out to dinner and whatnot. So, you see, it's a big deal for some people. And wanting to spend some time with your family on your birthday does not seem terrible to wish for. This isn't quite an "FML" moment, but it is still sad, I think.

uh...you don't?

lol. just remind them starting like 15 days b4. that's what I do lol. anyways, how do u know there not planning u a suprise party?

#12 haha good question...

someone has a stick shoved up their ass this morning...

maybe its a surprise party ... wait for it op

I've known what FML means since I was 8

or, maybe he doesn't CARE.

or maybe he thinks OP is old enough to not wanna hang out with them on his/her birthday because they are old enough to make their own plans and maybe have some fucking friends to do something with. maybe OP needs to grow some balls and get a life and stop clinging onto his/her daddies hand.

What a team!

You're cute. I'm a nerd ;)

win.

fuck yeah. I'd binge drink and smoke so much weed that it wouldn't be funny

94- You drink weed?

That isn't even what he said.

eternal optimist?

lol yea mAn