FML : Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when...

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Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FreakedOut - / Friday 31 July 2009 08:03 / United States

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By MaramaBreaksFace | 0

#444806 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

Your aunt is a bitch.

By emer_helena | 0

#444812 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:03

If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain

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By MaramaBreaksFace | 0

#444806 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

Your aunt is a bitch.

FarSide | 22

#445156 - Friday 31 July 2009 18:46

The sister's stuff is usually better.

suaveneanderthal | 0

#445216 - Friday 31 July 2009 19:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

kosscom | 0

#446266 - Saturday 1 August 2009 1:45

She's a slut. Why dont you get in on the action. Have some good old fashioned lesbian playtime. Just stick a finger in her ass already and get it started. Stop being a whiny bitch.

frannytrois64 | 0

#456005 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:28

She's aslo a hoe ;)

kisalycorsis34 | 0

#1876502 - Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:37

Well OP, at least it wasn't your aunt on your father's side. Then your life would really suck.

By emer_helena | 0

#444812 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:03

If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain

GreenDaysGeekGrl | 0

#444844 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:13

I agree. Lol. "Hey, this is my aunt/mom." Weird. :

stat | 0

#446183 - Saturday 1 August 2009 0:52

ya that sucks, my mom is married to my uncle from my dads side. its weird to explain...

PrickleyCity | 0

#452720 - Monday 3 August 2009 8:49

My dad married my aunt.
Only it's his dead brother's widow.
It's so awkward to explain to people.
And my cousin is now my brother.

I feel for the OP :[

krispybacon4321 | 23

#6156984 - Monday 29 December 2015 5:59

85- Same

By jivealive_5 | 0

#444814 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:04

Well I guess you could say at least you know the woman and know what's she's like? And hey, if it's as you say and your dad has had few relationships and he's happy then just go with it and be happy for him! Not like it's illegal or anything :)

By aback | 4

#444818 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:06

He's a real optimist, isn't he?

Look at it this way--if they get married, you can send her a card that says "Merry Christmas, Auntie Mom!"

IceCubez | 0

#444937 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:46

They print cards for that?!?!

perryscherry | 0

#445168 - Friday 31 July 2009 18:51

i lol'd

By paprikacha | 9

#444829 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:08

...that's pretty fucked up.

By skiBOAT | 0

#444854 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:16

Dating your ex's sister doesn't work when you have kids...D:

By lalaleela | 0

#444869 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:19

I know how you feel

By Jojul | 0

#444874 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:21

Man that is sick...

By LasAranas | 0

#444890 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:25

What's wrong with that? Your mom's been gone for a long time, and they're not connected by blood or anything. I think you're overreacting.

akvandervort | 21

#444907 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:31

She said her aunt on her mom's side... meaning that her dad is now dating her mom's sister. So, yes they are connected by blood. I wish people would read and think before they make comments.

Herbal_fml | 0

#444933 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:43

Or it could be her mom's brother's wife that they haven't divorced yet, or they have divorced but she still calls that woman "aunt".

lollerskater | 0

#444941 - Friday 31 July 2009 16:47

@16, I think 12, by "they", he/she meant OP's dad and aunt aren't blood-related...

you read, but you didn't really think about it . . . how ironic...

EverWatcher | 0

#445362 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:13

This reminds me of a movie where two women are talking about a guy they like. First one says "you can't have him, he's my nephew", to which the second replies "well, he's not MY nephew".

Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#446077 - Saturday 1 August 2009 0:03

akvandervort, are you a retard or just a HUGE prude????

Who the heck gives a crap about whether the kids are related to the aunt or not?? The guy and her are NOT related by blood in any way, so they can f**k all they want!