Holidays: Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 08:05 - Poland

Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML

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allocomrade 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:05

well, if it took care of it.

manoverboard 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:57

I bet half of you disrespecting Poland don't even know where it is.

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305alive 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

******* awesome

misssweetie 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:36

definately awesome! ha ha ha ha no FML

kosscom 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:36

How about I bend you over and **** you in the ass? Bitch!

allocomrade 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:05

well, if it took care of it.

nuked 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:06

Sounds like it.

dimkims 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:10

at least he didn't forget poland.

axislave 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:16

Haha that was ******* funnier than that retarded FML lol if I could I would +rep you hahah thanks for making my day

ijrnelson 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:41

lol #4, i was gunna way that's not an FML cause at least u didnt have to go to poland

ericalew_xo 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:04

What's wrong with Poland? I'm almost 100% Polish. I have pride in my heritage. OP: Who cares?

jaxsk 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:05

But did he take care of it? I don't totally get it... Americans use that as slang for stupid, and you did leave your passport, so....

diabetic_rage 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:26

i don't understand this FML

majorFup 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:28

hey it worked didnt it :P

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