By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
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Popeye2341 13

There's an easy solution to this, let your sister out too, along with the puppy! Or the dog can learn how to use the John I guess...

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SquilliamFancy 15

I'd love to spend a night in the wild ride that must be your house! Dear god, how old is your sister? If you say around six or under, I get it. But if she's beyond the age of pull-ups and finally being able to use the restroom entirely without aide, damn. On a better note, it's a good thing you have a puppy! I'm sure those doggy bags will really come in handy

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SquilliamFancy 15

I feel like this was meant to be clever, and taken as some sort of double edged humor, but you really missed the bar here, friend. I'm an uptight and snooty cephalopod, yes, but even I wouldn't stoop to inherently calling a little girl a bitch.

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almost_there44 26

Calling someone a bitch because you think she called a child a bitch is hypocritical. But just 2 minutes later, you compare a child to an animal. Explain yourself.

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SquilliamFancy 15

Okay! 1) Read my initial statement again, get a grasp, and maybe some glasses, as to what it really says, because nowhere in that statement do I call the original commenter a bitch, and then talk to me. 2) I never compared a child to an animal; I was making a joke, with you know, -humor-, that you obviously seem to lack. (If you really want the step by step behind the joke, which you clearly seem to need: the OP's little sister took a dump. On the ground. Doggy bags - or plastic bags as they're more commonly called - are what one uses to pick up said dump OFF the ground. Which is why it was suggested. Get it? Or was that too complicated for you as well?) I didn't call the girl whose comment I responded to initially a bitch, but I will definitely call you one.

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almost_there44 26

#8-You made that long post in reference to me when I am clearly not talking about you. The comment that got moderated is whom I was referring to. Calling me a bitch is not going to phase me; after all, this is just an app. You seem angry, take a nap. Have a great day!

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Popeye2341 13

There's an easy solution to this, let your sister out too, along with the puppy! Or the dog can learn how to use the John I guess...

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SquilliamFancy 15

I'd love to spend a night in the wild ride that must be your house! Dear god, how old is your sister? If you say around six or under, I get it. But if she's beyond the age of pull-ups and finally being able to use the restroom entirely without aide, damn. On a better note, it's a good thing you have a puppy! I'm sure those doggy bags will really come in handy

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kahlysta 12

she is 2, actually so it's reasonable I guess haha and yes this is my post, I just wrote it before creating an account lol

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turtle_darkness 17

Maybe incest in some puppy pads and diapers...

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Mynamewontfi 40

How a small typo can make an entire comment weird.

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turtle_darkness 17

Lmao I didn't even notice, oops. Oh well.

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kingdomgirl94 29

That's what you get for making bad puns on incest FML's all the time.

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zedjaleaf1 11

Incoming "that's a shitty situation" jokes.

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lui_pg 21

No it's more like he was pissed off

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countryb_cth 38

Makes me wonder... who's teaching who?

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