train that bitch

Only bitches vulgarly compare kids to dogs. After looking into the mirror, do the world a favor and not have kids.

I feel like this was meant to be clever, and taken as some sort of double edged humor, but you really missed the bar here, friend.

I'm an uptight and snooty cephalopod, yes, but even I wouldn't stoop to inherently calling a little girl a bitch.

Calling someone a bitch because you think she called a child a bitch is hypocritical. But just 2 minutes later, you compare a child to an animal. Explain yourself.

Okay!

1) Read my initial statement again, get a grasp, and maybe some glasses, as to what it really says, because nowhere in that statement do I call the original commenter a bitch, and then talk to me.

2) I never compared a child to an animal; I was making a joke, with you know, -humor-, that you obviously seem to lack. (If you really want the step by step behind the joke, which you clearly seem to need: the OP's little sister took a dump. On the ground. Doggy bags - or plastic bags as they're more commonly called - are what one uses to pick up said dump OFF the ground. Which is why it was suggested. Get it? Or was that too complicated for you as well?)

I didn't call the girl whose comment I responded to initially a bitch, but I will definitely call you one.

#8-You made that long post in reference to me when I am clearly not talking about you. The comment that got moderated is whom I was referring to. Calling me a bitch is not going to phase me; after all, this is just an app. You seem angry, take a nap. Have a great day!

There's an easy solution to this, let your sister out too, along with the puppy! Or the dog can learn how to use the John I guess...

A puppy is essentially like a child, and vice versa. Both require calm guidance, but they'll eventually get it. Chin up.

"Only bitches vulgarly compare kids to dogs".

"A puppy is essentially like a child".

Amazing how opinions can evolve between comments #3 and #4.

Notice the word "vulgarly" in there? It was the way the comparison was made using "bitch" that seemed inappropriate to me. Then again, my response to that comment was inappropriate as well. Well deserved moderation and I apologize for being an ass myself.

I'd love to spend a night in the wild ride that must be your house!

Dear god, how old is your sister? If you say around six or under, I get it. But if she's beyond the age of pull-ups and finally being able to use the restroom entirely without aide, damn.

On a better note, it's a good thing you have a puppy! I'm sure those doggy bags will really come in handy

she is 2, actually so it's reasonable I guess haha

and yes this is my post, I just wrote it before creating an account lol

Maybe incest in some puppy pads and diapers...

How a small typo can make an entire comment weird.

Lmao I didn't even notice, oops. Oh well.

That's what you get for making bad puns on incest FML's all the time.

Incoming "that's a shitty situation" jokes.

No it's more like he was pissed off

That's what we call team work!

I believe that little girl was getting Schwifty

Rick? Is that you?

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Makes me wonder... who's teaching who?

Did you rub her nose in it?