Love, Health, Covid, Relatable and Awkward: Hello!

Hello!

By Iwantahug - 13/08/2022 14:00

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again for the first time in six weeks. Since I’ve come down with Covid, the only real difference it makes with our virtual contact is that now we can wave to each other in person. FML

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emmalou 18

Saturday 13 August 2022 20:57

Time for a new boyfriend

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 August 2022 14:05

Doggie style? What? That'd work. That position is CDC-approved for infected persons.

emmalou 18

Saturday 13 August 2022 20:57

Time for a new boyfriend

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Aujourd'hui, à la sortie de la douche, je décide de faire une gâterie à mon copain. L'affaire terminée, il me dit : "Avec tes cheveux mouillés, j'ai l'impression de me faire sucer par un poulpe." VDM

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Aujourd'hui, ma belle-famille complotiste n’aborde plus le sujet du COVID et du pass, non, maintenant ils "comprennent Poutine" disant qu’il "ne fait que se défendre." VDM

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Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

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Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins from the airport. On our way there, the car died in the middle of the road. A police officer stopped to help us, he blocked the road while i pushed and my grandma steered. I had to push a minivan, I weigh 115 lbs. FML

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Today, my youngest started playing Fortnite. My oldest has been playing competitively for a couple of years. My youngest is now addicted and needs a new computer to run it at max settings. I hate Fortnite. FML

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Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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