By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
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sens3sfailing 24
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it sounds like your dad is either awesome, or needs to quite his job as a rat farmer.

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Welshite 39
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Your username is "goodbye cruel world"? You brought this on yourself.

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fmfreakinlife 3
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You must train!!

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kyarush 10
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Noob. Owned by your parental? Tisk Tisk!

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sens3sfailing 24
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OP wont have much time for that while they are grounded, and even when they try to they will probably screen at the squeakers on CoD and get grounded again for yelling profanity at them, even though they swear every other word.

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LaLince 40
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You must plane!!!

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typark123 7
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Dude... My parents own pretty hard in CoD

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CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4

Should've picked a game that actually requires skill op

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ozone9914 2

at least the op has a life

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cnator 12
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Just because he's not very good doesn't mean he has a life, and just because someone is good doesn't mean they don't.

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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Parents will do anything... Absolutely anything to prove themselves right or to win something. Never misjudge the power of parents

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IscoreOnU 19
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He can't. He's grounded ;)

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patrickalamo 47
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Train you must... Young one

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llZombiell 5

._. I can't tell. Does he or doesn't he have a life?

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tressie_fml 6
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Train the starter! That's the key to the battle!

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sens3sfailing 24
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it sounds like your dad is either awesome, or needs to quite his job as a rat farmer.

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codyjohn17 5
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That was hi-fucking-larious!

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pickles1994 18
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Or his dad is like a pro screen peeker noob!

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mootoo31 6

Time for a rematch.

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MrSassypants 32
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So he can either get quadruple the grounding, or go back to his original two week grounding.

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sens3sfailing 24
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it usually goes double or nothing, not double or only lose the original amount...

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MrSassypants 32
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I know, but then again, the father basically has the say in it. The father could even add more time because he lost, which at first, is where I thought the FML was heading towards.

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sens3sfailing 24
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that is where it went...he doubled it...know you are just confusing me...

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MrSassypants 32
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I meant he, the father, lost. I thought the father was going to lose and double the punishment anyways before I even finished reading the FML. That's usually how I see it go but instead, the father won and grounded him with a fair reason, instead of being the loser, and grounding him anyways just because he, the father, lost.

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sens3sfailing 24
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oooooh, okay! now it all makes sense, sorry for misunderstanding!

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DarkHelmet 10

Your Dad beat you at CoD... Two things: your Dad is awesome and you got pwned

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ukrainianitalian 2
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You have been defeated. Don't let this happen again!

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ukrainianitalian 2
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The battled is lost. But the war is not over!

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verkaderk 9
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Well either you are terrible at COD or your dad is a god

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nnnope 26

Or both.

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gc327072 30
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A GoD? No? Okay...

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FizzyApple 3
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At least he gave you a chance!

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Jjgibbs 5
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Op- you are no longer allowed to play xboc

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DomDomxoxo 16
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#29, #6 is not OP. ... But you already knew that.

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marxistbkly 3
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Or maybe, by choosing CoD, his dad set him up to be pawned.

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LaLince 40
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Your half-jockingly done offer was taken seriously: YDI.

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CaptTeemo 10
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I think he meant dumb instead of done..

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onlychildFTW 33
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And I think he meant jokingly not jockingly.

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Welshite 39
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Your username is "goodbye cruel world"? You brought this on yourself.

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KalCountry76 11

If someone, especially your dad, accepts that kind of wager and bets like that, you should be scared.

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loserboii 11

Let me guess, he survived through all the bullets you shot at him and he knifed you?

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CommonSenseDied 2
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LMAO! This is what my son screams all during the game! Really pisses him off.

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