I feel your pain...brightned my day though!

that sucks im sorry what a jerk!if i was the boss i wouldnt take the promotion if ite ment other people losing there job.

....never heard of that before...

today I got a promotion and i got laid. little different i guess

That really stinks : (

Well, you obviously weren't doing something right and your boss was. Sorry though, that sucks.

Honestly, you probably deserved it. Without more information, I'm going to assume that your boss deserved it as well.

remove the "off" and you're golden ;)

wouldve been better if u said " Today, my boss got a promotion, and i got laid."

I didn't see the off the first time i read it