Kids, Gamers and Parents: Cocobananas

Cocobananas

By Phil - 14/04/2022 10:00

Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML

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Thursday 14 April 2022 17:09

Who wants to be on their parents' social media? When I want to talk to my mom, I use a phone.

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Thursday 14 April 2022 17:09

Who wants to be on their parents' social media? When I want to talk to my mom, I use a phone.

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