By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 379
You deserved it 1 144

Same thing different taste

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I'll be your friend Tell your dad you're not grounded anymore

taco_warrior17 15


I'll be your friend Tell your dad you're not grounded anymore

I'll be your friend too! Where in Iowa? I visit the Iowa state (Ames) area regularly :)

taco_warrior17 15

Sounds totally like a plan to meet new friends, right..

tounces7 27

Yeah it seems rather counter-intuitive to ground him....

I'll be your best friend, we can go get ice cream together, sit in my van and offer people free wifi together! It will be fun! And if we wanna go old fashioned, we can go to the park and offer kids candy! And the best part, you won't be grounded anymore!

Great, it's the creeper in an ice cream van!..Or candy. Either way- Stranger danger!

I'll be your internet friend :D My interests are talking sh!t about awful parents who abuse their parental right to punish a person for being who they are (not everyone needs to have lots of irl friends, I only have one, and she's a friend for life), and video games!

How does that even work? Like "son you don't have any friends. You're grounded!" Just. What??

tantanpanda 26

Sounds like OP has parents like butters. Didn't think it was really possible but here I've been proven wrong.

Coffee5555 14

Maybe your dad is the reason you have no friends

amileah13 26

And because that'll totally help you get friends? By grounding you? For some people it's not their fault they don't have friends. People are assholes , so I don't blame you op if you didn't have friends because of asshole people.

What is your dads logic with this? Because making friends can be a very tough thing to do, especially if you have anxiety issues or struggle with being in social situations.

Or if you're grounded all the time for the dumbest reasons !