I'll be your friend Tell your dad you're not grounded anymore

Tell him he's your friend.

Sounds totally like a plan to meet new friends, right..

I'll be your best friend, we can go get ice cream together, sit in my van and offer people free wifi together! It will be fun! And if we wanna go old fashioned, we can go to the park and offer kids candy! And the best part, you won't be grounded anymore!

I'll be your internet friend :D My interests are talking sh!t about awful parents who abuse their parental right to punish a person for being who they are (not everyone needs to have lots of irl friends, I only have one, and she's a friend for life), and video games!

How does that even work? Like "son you don't have any friends. You're grounded!" Just. What??

Maybe your dad is the reason you have no friends

And because that'll totally help you get friends? By grounding you? For some people it's not their fault they don't have friends. People are assholes , so I don't blame you op if you didn't have friends because of asshole people.

What is your dads logic with this? Because making friends can be a very tough thing to do, especially if you have anxiety issues or struggle with being in social situations.

Sounds pretty counterproductive.