Double standards

By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 18:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 615
You deserved it 2 663

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Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?

Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...

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Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?

Maybe if OP played CoD their mother would love them too.

Maybe if Op's brother didn't play a shitty game like cod (implied by 1) he wouldn't be all mad and stuff.

video games rot the brain. stop technology 2013.

Gotta get them noobs.

#35 - Wtf are you, 90? Keep up with technology not oppose it or you're gonna lose your head very soon.

You don't "get" n00bz, you pwn them! Stupid!

Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...

Logic, reason and cogent arguments are the way to make others understand, use them, then maybe she will appreciate your words and take them with truth more often.

If only this were true. Unfortunately all the logic, coherence and calm explaining in the world doesn't matter when your mum takes the 'doesn't matter, not listening, I am the parent and I am right' stance.

Is your brother younger or older is my question..

I wish that question was relevant.

Younger or older, gaming is definately serious for him!

Younger or older, if he can't keep his emotions in check, he's an idiot. And no, it doesn't mean gaming is serious for him.

#53 Why are you responding seriously to what is clearly a humourous joke?

Yeah, I'm going to say your mother is a shitstain on the universe.

A shit stain on the underwear of life.

Would've been worth it if you had slept around, just saying.. :P

Just like that old adage: "You do the time, might as well do the crime."

Honestly why would your mom care if you were sleeping around? Unless your mom is your sister and your brother is your dad or something. Damn, I'm creepin' myself out here.

Sounds like no one in your family is getting any. FYL.

That means she has higher expectations for you because she knows your brother will amount to nothing and you have potential.

Maybe it's just me, but does your mum probably have a favorite sibling? It's probably you..... *sarcasm*

Child, you mean? Unless… 0_O SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

Time of writing comment: Brain loading 99%. Use incorrect word Reading the reply: Troll brain loads 100%. OH CRAP. Good point #13. A thumbs up from me

Politely ask your mom how someone could sleep around in 15 minutes. Watch her face carefully.

Premature ejaculation.

Maybe it tells us something about OP's dad.

They don't call 'em "quickies" for nothin'