By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.

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Pleonasm 35

Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

I tip my hat to your puns, sir. I wouldn't change them one bit, and pay no mind to anyone who would.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Or maybe your girlfriend smelled her cent on you. Why else would she accuse you of giving another woman a pound-ing?!

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Pleonasm 35

You think I wouldn't notice euro-so subtle change of currency, tourettesguy? :p

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

It was quite Franc. But, you're on Mark today Pleo! ;)

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Don't you mean 'god DIRHAM I love you guys'? ;)

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njgohard 16

I ruble don't know what you guys are talking about.

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sjdbeinska 4

hopefully she didnt leave you her number on the reciept

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beddington 7

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sux4u121 10

61, did you know there is a thumbs up button for that?

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scarface90 8

Tip doesn't count

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ICastillo 24

Well when you tip a waitress you don't put it in her bra OP.

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marxistbkly 3

Considering he most likely just met her, get his tip in her bra is pretty good.

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crimsonlover4 31

Yup, that's one of the first signs of cheating OP, you ol tipper you.

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cbrods_94 2

He's not cheating you idiot...

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crimsonlover4 31

105- ever heard of sarcasm, a joke dumbass?

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Haven't you heard, tipping is the new proposition?

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applexj 13

Somebody is looking for a reason for it to be over.

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SkoomaKi 27

OP - "Yeah babe I tipped her and then smiled at her! How'd you like those apples?!".

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poupoule24 2

My mom did the same thing to my dad once. Apparently giving her 15 dollars instead of 14 is "leaving the doors open" for her to start a relationship with him. O.o Yeah... bitches be crazy.

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