Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML
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mixxanber
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did his pens work?
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JesseJaymz
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decide his face makes a good pin cushion
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mixxanber
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did his pens work?
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Well durrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the whole point of the FML. :P
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LexaDear
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Well as long as it was a coo l colored pen....
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JoshTheMaggot
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omfg I thought there was an I between that n and s lol. and I'm sure the pens don't work since he can't afford paper to test them on lol.
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Trickyklown
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yeah does it? If it doesn't eff your dads life for having to buy a new pen!! D:
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VvCJHvV
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Just like you trying to be cool and insulting them for commenting in the same place.
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JoshTheMaggot
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omfg another hypocrate complaining about people replying to the first comment. mind blown :o
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LexaDear
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Great, another fag pretending that his comment will make anyone stop commenting to the first comment.
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Nylecroc
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Haha Josh I'm sure his diploma is good for testing that too
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Trickyklown
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Oh no you caught me!! D: I'm such an attention whore!! Wait aren't you doing the same? OH Gawd I have feed the troll! D: Also got ninja'd be everyone else!
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cookiemobzta
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YDI for not hanging it up and/or not keeping it in a safe
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LexaDear
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thanks, I'd love some cookies. do they come with milk?
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Bertj
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hahaa well you can always get a new one.. right? I mean it wouldnt be logical that years of work could be destroyed by an evil daddeh who got himself a pen.
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Trickyklown
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Oh wait I don't get a cookie nor chocolate milk? D: Wait!!! I can't be a troll cause I don't have a basement!!?
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LexaDear
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30-I like your hair :D
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MaxSnacks
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Hi wifey :)
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MaxSnacks
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Hey FirstBornQuatrocorn! :D
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LexaDear
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Wiiife!!!<3
I have an attic, does that count?
I have an attic, does that count?
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MaxSnacks
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How are you on this fine night? :)
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Trickyklown
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Eff yeah!!!! I loves me some milk and cookiez!!! Om nom nom nom!!! Also I don't think an attic counts only lions, witches, and woredrobes live there!! D:
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LexaDear
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oh and 30, marry me? :3
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MaxSnacks
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Cool
Nerd. Aha jk. Use the recon! D:<
Nerd. Aha jk. Use the recon! D:<
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SirSwali
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it's just a diploma dude. r u not planning on further education?
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MaxSnacks
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Wifey are you cheating on me? ;O Asshole.
Sike. I wuv you <3:)
Sike. I wuv you <3:)
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OMGJASMiNE
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I love ummm my wife!
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MaxSnacks
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Good dude, just beat from the day xP.
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LexaDear
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you don't see my cheating words, remember?
fine, but my lion will eat anyone who tells menit doesn't count >:o
fuuuuu
fine, but my lion will eat anyone who tells menit doesn't count >:o
fuuuuu
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Trickyklown
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#52 what if #30 had a deformed face?? D: I mean why else would he be covering it? DUN DUN DUN! But I do find that menu extremely attractive!
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BoyFromTheFuture
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I've decided that my diploma is better served as toilet paper.
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Trickyklown
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#61 Can I borrow your diploma I ran out of tp at my house!
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LexaDear
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I dun care, he's still mine.
jasmines more attractive than the menu though :o
jasmines more attractive than the menu though :o
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Jordanxxlll
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of it was a high school diploma, who gives a shit about that know one cares about those
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MaxSnacks
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Oh yeah, I forgot x3. Btw, Im digging that trippy fish in your background. :)
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pingpongpickle
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i have an fml : its fricken cold and i cant find my phone
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MaxSnacks
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Pickle friend! :D
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LexaDear
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thank you, I made it for my musical theater shit.
guys now I really want cookies :(
guys now I really want cookies :(
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Trickyklown
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Yes I do agree that Jasmine is more attractive then the menu she gets extra points for the zebra print!! You're not that bad looking yourself.
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pingpongpickle
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maxiee !
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MaxSnacks
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I'll give you mine wifey :O They're fresh from MY oven..
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OMGJASMiNE
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70 marry me(:
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MaxSnacks
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How are you ? :D
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LexaDear
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71-oh baby ;D haha.
wifey-you're oven, eh?
jasmine- fer sure! :D
wifey-you're oven, eh?
jasmine- fer sure! :D
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Nena713
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#54 I don't get your point. OP never stated what type of diploma. For all we know this might be a harvard medical school diploma. Either way, people cherish dimplomas no matter what type.
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OMGJASMiNE
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hellz yea bitchz Im marryd! (:
now I don't have to lie saying I have a wife(x
yayyy
now I don't have to lie saying I have a wife(x
yayyy
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pingpongpickle
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i'm good and you?? :)
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MaxSnacks
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Yesh, the bestestester cookies always come from my oven.. :D They're free, too.
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mmmfunyons
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haaaa bummmerr :p
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Trickyklown
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78~ Yes oh baby indeed!! :D Anyone wanna marry me so I can get my green card?? I tried getting it while playing UNO but no luck.
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MaxSnacks
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Samme just tired :) Gonna hit it in a few.
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mmmfunyons
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hahahah I thought ferrsureee op said penis-tester.
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LexaDear
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I want cookies then.
funyon boy!
I'll marry you :3 but clowns scare me...
funyon boy!
I'll marry you :3 but clowns scare me...
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sammiller4
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first born I love mw2!
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MaxSnacks
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Aha :) With my special milk?
(Dirty minds commence)
(Dirty minds commence)
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pingpongpickle
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me tooo..omg my cat is sitting RIGHT in front of the computer but i dont wana move her :(
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mmmfunyons
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lexaaa girl!
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Trickyklown
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Yay!!! Now I can go to the greatest country in zee world!!? And don't be scared I'm a nice Klown I'm scared Jasmine might kill me like that zebra she is wearing! D:
#92 GASP! girls play zee video juegos?!?! mama Mia!
#92 GASP! girls play zee video juegos?!?! mama Mia!
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MaxSnacks
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Ah that sucks :P Just stay on your iPod, or are you on the computer?
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LexaDear
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ewwie, but you're my wife, how's that possible?
afp can suck it D:
afp can suck it D:
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pingpongpickle
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ayyy uni :)
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MaxSnacks
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Aha, I just pull it out of my fridge silly. Jeebus.
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LexaDear
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achoo! I think I'm alergic(sp?) to clowns :(
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pingpongpickle
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is that on xbox uni?
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LexaDear
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orly? that's not so "special"
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mmmfunyons
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I spy a giant fish swimming on your wallllll.
whaaaaa
whaaaaa
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LexaDear
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my fishie needs a name :P
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pingpongpickle
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aw she just fell off the table! i swear i didnt push her hahah how many cats do you have
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mmmfunyons
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hmmmm red fishie?
;D
;D
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Trickyklown
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Oh noooo!!! That isn't bueno!! You should get a shot for that! :O
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MaxSnacks
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It's incredibly special, just like you :) In a good way, lmao. Duuuuuude I love funyons. The chip not the dude.
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MaxSnacks
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How about Walter the wall fish? O.o
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LexaDear
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but she's magenta/rainbow.
If that made those shots I would get one mhm.
I am special :D I love the d00d funyons :o but you can't see I said that ;)
If that made those shots I would get one mhm.
I am special :D I love the d00d funyons :o but you can't see I said that ;)
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mmmfunyons
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no no. willy walter wonka the wall fishie.
and yes funyonsss are bombb.
and yes funyonsss are bombb.
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twinkiee_fml
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lexadear, you're really pretty (:
*just saying*
*just saying*
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MaxSnacks
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What can't I see Wifey? ^.~
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pingpongpickle
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thats clever max!
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LexaDear
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perfect name!
you're super pretty Twinkie.
exactly wifey, exactly.
you're super pretty Twinkie.
exactly wifey, exactly.
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MaxSnacks
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Hell yeah, funyons that's a bomb name. We're keepin that. WWWWF for short.
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pingpongpickle
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oh ha i don't know anything i just talk on the mic while my brother plays
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Trickyklown
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I shall invent the shot then!! And for the name how about uhm Jeda the magical wall fish of Fishytopia? i've been to Fishytopia soooo many fishes!
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MaxSnacks
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Aha, aight guys, Im out for the night. Ttyt. <3 u wifey. ~.^
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mmmfunyons
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and he works in a tuna chocolate factory under the sea next to the Krustyy krab and he visits spongebob on lunch break.
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twinkiee_fml
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thx
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LexaDear
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I needthat shot badly. I like funyons better(:
good night wifey!<3
good night wifey!<3
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OMGJASMiNE
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I won't kill yu Im soooooooooooooooooo scared of clowns!(x
one time my dad told a clown to wake me up so I can get "over my fear" n cried my eyes out/:
bad daddy/:
one time my dad told a clown to wake me up so I can get "over my fear" n cried my eyes out/:
bad daddy/:
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pingpongpickle
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dangit .someone should help me find my phone and my laptop and all my other crap.who's in? :)
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LexaDear
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clowns freak me out soo badly. my little fish will be so succesful :')
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Trickyklown
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Funyon's name is pretty awesome lol! And there will be a shot to cure allergies of clowns! And maybe one day we will have a cure for fish aids, if you haven't already you guys should donate for the cause!
Jasmine I wouldn't harm ya :D I'm a nice clown but I know how it is to have phobias! Your dad shouldn't have done that sounds like it made it worse! D:
Jasmine I wouldn't harm ya :D I'm a nice clown but I know how it is to have phobias! Your dad shouldn't have done that sounds like it made it worse! D:
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jessiepie
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Hey guys! I got banned..
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mmmfunyons
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yes you should be very proud of willy walter wonka the wall fishie :'D
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pingpongpickle
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that fish sounds pretty G
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OMGJASMiNE
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he did! && he keeps saying he'll find a way to get " rid of it" (my fear)
Im glad he trys cuz it means he cares :D
but they just scare me more........ I haven't told him.... I think it would hurt his feelings/:
Im glad he trys cuz it means he cares :D
but they just scare me more........ I haven't told him.... I think it would hurt his feelings/:
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LexaDear
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Idk why they scare me.
I'm oh so proud of him/her. tranny?
I'm oh so proud of him/her. tranny?
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Trickyklown
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You'll get over it sooner or later! Surprisingly clowns are a very common fear next to being afraid of the dark. I have a phobia of heights! I'm scares that Ima fall and like break my neck or something. >.<
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mmmfunyons
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your fishie's sex is still unknown but 2mrow spongebob is gunna try and make a move on it. We'll see how it goes
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superbadd
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I am scared of clowns.. badly
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LexaDear
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well i hope my fish is a boy then. Spongebob needs a new boyfriend. Patrick isn't working out I heard :/ maybe it's a hermaphrodite, lady gaga?! :o I kid, I kid.
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OMGJASMiNE
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awhh
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Trickyklown
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#163 You have a cute smile, girls with braces are really cute ^~^. I'm sure your fear will go away :D or do what I use to do and punch them in the face. Idk if that would work but it worked when I was younger. Lmao
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pingpongpickle
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guys i don't think sponges and fish go together :/ but i would love too see that! thanks uni you're so helpful :)i think i lost my car keys too, thats gona suckk
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RobF11
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bummer
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superbadd
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169 haha bet I won't punch one xD and thnx
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LexaDear
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let there love be >:o
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LexaDear
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...as in my wife Jessie??
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mmmfunyons
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hopefully it's a girl. She'd be my type
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Trickyklown
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Lol well it was just a harmless thought. ;D and you're very welcome lass! Also are those kissing brackets on your arms? I use to do that in middle school xD well alot of people did but it was pretty said cause no one kissed anyone if they broke it. Kinda like a useless fad. lmao
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OMGJASMiNE
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yes let the love bee
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LexaDear
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I can hook it up for you :)
by the time I was in middle school, when people would break them, they were out of style.
by the time I was in middle school, when people would break them, they were out of style.
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superbadd
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184 yeah but i stopped doing that ever since a teacher grabbed my wrist and the black broke in 7th grade, everyone started laughing xP
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jessiepie
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Yep Jessie as in Ms_Jessie22. Being banned sucks. I feel like an outlaw. Although I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. :P
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LexaDear
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that'd be hella awkward. i still have like 100 of them. they're cute haha.
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pingpongpickle
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yes i just did a major search and i found everything!! haha and now time for bed night everyone
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LexaDear
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my wifeeey! oh noes!
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superbadd
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it was very awkward, especially since the teacher knew what they meant, he was like I'm so so sorry! and I was like O_O
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LexaDear
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Gross.
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Trickyklown
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Yeah I have seen alot of fads come and go in my days of schooling lol. (I'm not an old geezer though) Oh well! Lol that is a pretty funny story! I remember when yo-yos were the shiz in elementry school! So much fun, but then in middle school people called me a nerd! D:
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LexaDear
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in elementary, tamagotchis were the shit, but I was G because I had the ones from 1997. Noe it's sillybandz, which I have a shit load of. they're lame, but I love em :)
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superbadd
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gawd my brother is OBSESSED with yo-yos he's a 4th grader he's like look look! I'm like didn't u show me two minutes ago?!
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Trickyklown
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I had a tomagotchi but it always died! So then I got an old school Digivice which was like a tomagotchi but cooler? xD I remember having the limited edition Jurassic Park one! And my little bro is the same way!
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superbadd
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lmfao
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OMGJASMiNE
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yo yoz(:
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Trickyklown
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lmao #209 I just saw that movie today!!
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jessiepie
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Lexa- I missed you wifey!
And yep, that's me! The attention whore
And yep, that's me! The attention whore
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LexaDear
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I was amazing at keeping them alive.
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superbadd
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I got my brother a yo-yo and I didn't see him for the rest of the day, and the house was quiet it was pretty sweete
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LexaDear
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I missed you too!<3
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Trickyklown
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Lol I was horrible at it seeing as I neglected it most of the day while I play my video juegos! And Superbad I know that sweet sound of nothing when siblings aren't loud and annoying! xD
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jessiepie
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:(
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superbadd
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congrats unicorn
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LexaDear
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Alexa can't do them :(
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Trickyklown
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Well time for the Klown to go mimiz! Good night fml!! Have fun reading peoples misfortune!
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superbadd
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Np, so unicorn how exactly do u type since, u r a unicorn?
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LexaDear
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goodnight my dear clown wife.
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superbadd
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nighty night clown :D
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superbadd
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well that's badass, do u know Charlie the unicorn?!?
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LexaDear
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it seems as if everyones sleeping.
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LexaDear
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I always stay up this late :) gotta love summer. oh yeah you live in arizona too!
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jessiepie
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Well I doubt Ms_Jessie22 is inappropriate. Unless they called me Ms Becky again..
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superbadd
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4:24 in texas.... did u help plan candy
mountain?! if u did ur a genius!
mountain?! if u did ur a genius!
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jessiepie
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Oh nothing. It was just referencing the song Becky by Plies which is about bjs. So that could be considered "inappropriate" I suppose.
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superbadd
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yes, it is very evil, if it was actually candy without the evil i might wanna find it xD
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LexaDear
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oh look, someone trying to be a hard ass by being mean to me and jasmine :) apparently I'm 12 now. I magically became 2 years younger I guess. Awesome.
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greggiee
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let's hope it was a colored pen.
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OMGJASMiNE
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go loom at what I told that person(:
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OMGJASMiNE
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I mean look hehe!(x
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LexaDear
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some douchebag.
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jessiepie
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But it wasn't my name. Someone said repeatedly that I should change my name to that.
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LexaDear
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gregs a cutie!
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superbadd
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257 yeah thts true... oh well no candy for Emily(me)
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superbadd
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haha yummy... imma go to sleep nowz so night every1
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LexaDear
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Seriously that chicks pissing me off.
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LexaDear
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On the fml under this one. she's being all bitchy to me and jasmine.
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LexaDear
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I know o.e
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AlabamaSnowplow
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hey look at the bright side, at least he didnt use it for a lighter tester... for the slow ones, im talking about burning it.
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LexaDear
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sooo the other fml deleted...
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OMGJASMiNE
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heyy every one Im sorry:/
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LexaDear
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I like how she hated on me, then she said she didn't have a problem with me.
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OMGJASMiNE
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yea && she said she smoked pot but then told me she doesn't do drugz?
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LexaDear
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I know. WTF. let's continuing on another post so i don't have to keep going to the next page :P
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mustardcat
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it's all in the paper! hard earned paper good to scribble on
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metalcrue
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my dad wanted to test his pen so I gots ungraduated!!!
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Bertj
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I thank thee, Lexa :D
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jaidonsafira
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Looks like 15 is doing the same thing he's bashing. Kudos Mr. Hypocrite.
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eazyeeze
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Your dad's mouth would be a great place to piss in. Try it tonight OP, just aim and relieve
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PurpleLlamas
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"i dont sit around all day on my computer being a smart ass and insulting people..." umm yes you did you just called a bunch of people attention whores smart one...
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SilenNex
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burn him, just burn him
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darkerkiller89
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if they didnt thats a waste of a deploma
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marylovesyou8D
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17 is cute. (:
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fakeaccountX
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#1 I read that as "did his penis work"
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Sub_Zero_is_God
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fed*
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OMGJASMiNE
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how sad:(
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JesseJaymz
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decide his face makes a good pin cushion
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VvCJHvV
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Well with those genes looks like you won't be needing it after all.
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boredatwork11
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it's ok, you don't need a diploma to work at mcdonalds.
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superbadd
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mcdonalds workers where I live look like crackheads :P
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jrkarikas
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haha in my town it's the wall mart workers who do the pot
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JeSuisUnePoulet
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what kind of diploma was it? these details count.
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penflower
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so he colored on your preschool diploma. big deal. :D
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too_dope
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which pen did he choose as the winner ? (:
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roverboy1337
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14, you're hot as fuck.
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OMGJASMiNE
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pretty smile14(:
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tyler3
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lol that sucks. I would kick his ass if I was you lol
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wonder_wizard
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No you wouldn't
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texaschic93
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if it is your highschool diploma...honestly...no company cares...
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murdersquirrel
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Not true. I had to have my actual high school diploma to apply for a 911 operator job.