FML : Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to...

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PerpetuallyHappy - / Tuesday 25 September 2012 23:20 / United States - Rochester

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By LaBooskie | 1

#4973386 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:53

Funny dad.

By Doortje | 28

#4973378 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

Well YOUR teacher does.

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By lollovelife0304 | 3

#4973376 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

Sucks for you!

hotshot2626 | 9

#4973518 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:28

Haha idk, I mean it shows op's dad cares. Just in a slightly juvenile way. Personally I would have just waited till open house.

iiAntheA17 | 7

#4974182 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:01

If someone says that one more time, they're going to get round house kicked in the face.

klovemachine | 24

#4974269 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:45

Yeah, good luck with that 33 :D

iiAntheA17 | 7

#4977791 - Thursday 27 September 2012 14:09

I don't need luck. I have magical unicorns that will take me anywhere I need to go, to kick them in the face. But thanks for the luck though (:

By Doortje | 28

#4973378 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

Well YOUR teacher does.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4973545 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:54

It seems like a smart idea to see if the teachers are paying attention. OP, your dads smart, at your expense. Haha.

By LaBooskie | 1

#4973386 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:53

Funny dad.

HeyArnold91 | 8

#4973650 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 10:36

I would hi-five my dad if he had a sense of humor like that.

By kearsleyz | 10

#4973395 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:55

Classic

By daringtoride | 27

#4973410 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:57

Sorry, OP, but this is pretty funny. One of those moments when it's funny unless it's happening to you :') Speaking of, hilarious dad!

By st333ph | 12

#4973414 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:59

Your dad is legendary! HAHAHA

By Zya_fml | 8

#4973419 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:01

What a stupid way to figure out if the teachers pay attention what the stupids hand in. I hope your dad was honest and admitted. if not then fuck your life.

bugmenotmofo | 33

#4974874 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:03

Here comes Captain Killjoy.

TomPusslicker | 21

#4974907 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:21

Always makes me think of Buzz Killington.lol

By Forlorn420 | 9

#4973428 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:03

That's a great idea lol

By JustKittyKat | 24

#4973430 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:04

I am trying to imagine the look on the principle's face when he/she finds out that the dad did actually sign that.
Oh how I wish some FML's could include photos.

Quinn32 | 16

#4975821 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 23:24

principal*

JustKittyKat | 24

#4976321 - Thursday 27 September 2012 1:49

Whelp, that was my autocorrect.

By perdix | 29

#4973440 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:05

Are you sure he's not a pre-op transsexual?

I don't know of many men who are proud of their moobs, but there's always a first for everything.

gc327072 | 29

#4974257 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:40

Perdix: always traversing the strangest of social avenues in the name of humor.

perdix | 29

#4974420 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:47

Yep, when I got here, the comments sections were clogged with "That sucks" and "YDI for being a whore!"

I'd like to think that I contributed in some small way to the improved quality and creativity of comments here.