Miscellaneous: Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided...

By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By gonkc - 04/03/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

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By natural selection i guess - 09/12/2016 09:02

Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By oh... - 20/10/2013 20:34 - United States - Springfield

Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML

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By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML

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LaBooskie 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:53

Funny dad.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

Well YOUR teacher does.

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lollovelife0304 3

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

Sucks for you!

hotshot2626 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:28

Haha idk, I mean it shows op's dad cares. Just in a slightly juvenile way. Personally I would have just waited till open house.

iiAntheA17 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:01

If someone says that one more time, they're going to get round house kicked in the face.

klovemachine 24

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:45

Yeah, good luck with that 33 :D

iiAntheA17 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 14:09

I don't need luck. I have magical unicorns that will take me anywhere I need to go, to kick them in the face. But thanks for the luck though (:

Doortje 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

Well YOUR teacher does.

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:54

It seems like a smart idea to see if the teachers are paying attention. OP, your dads smart, at your expense. Haha.

LaBooskie 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:53

Funny dad.

HeyArnold91 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 10:36

I would hi-five my dad if he had a sense of humor like that.

kearsleyz 10

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:55

Classic

daringtoride 27

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:57

Sorry, OP, but this is pretty funny. One of those moments when it's funny unless it's happening to you :') Speaking of, hilarious dad!

st333ph 12

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:59

Your dad is legendary! HAHAHA

Zya_fml 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:01

What a stupid way to figure out if the teachers pay attention what the stupids hand in. I hope your dad was honest and admitted. if not then **** your life.

bugmenotmofo 34

Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:03

Here comes Captain Killjoy.

TomPusslicker 21

Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:21

Always makes me think of Buzz Killington.lol

Forlorn420 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:03

That's a great idea lol

JustKittyKat 24

Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:04

I am trying to imagine the look on the principle's face when he/she finds out that the dad did actually sign that. Oh how I wish some FML's could include photos.

Quinn32 16

Wednesday 26 September 2012 23:24

principal*

JustKittyKat 24

Thursday 27 September 2012 1:49

Whelp, that was my autocorrect.

perdix 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 9:05

Are you sure he's not a pre-op transsexual? I don't know of many men who are proud of their moobs, but there's always a first for everything.

gc327072 30

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:40

Perdix: always traversing the strangest of social avenues in the name of humor.

perdix 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:47

Yep, when I got here, the comments sections were clogged with "That sucks" and "YDI for being a *****!" I'd like to think that I contributed in some small way to the improved quality and creativity of comments here.