Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester....

By dominator152 - 11/06/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 14:19 - United States - Abington

Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 00:47 - United States

Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

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By seriously? - 27/05/2014 22:23 - United States - Manassas

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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You deserved it 28 196

By art_major - 25/05/2011 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By collegestudent - 20/09/2019 02:01

Today, my dad asked me if I needed crayons for school. I'm going to college this fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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mixxanber 0

Friday 11 June 2010 9:09

did his pens work?

JesseJaymz 0

Friday 11 June 2010 9:11

decide his face makes a good pin cushion

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colts609380 7

Friday 11 June 2010 20:54

wtf

nalua 0

Friday 11 June 2010 22:31

ur dad is stupid

ashleyolaka 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 7:42

damn that's ******. dis owned

jamjelly386 5

Saturday 12 June 2010 8:38

wow...

skippy182 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 23:38

omg that sucks fyl

killakip 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 23:17

go get another one

bLuRtiToUt 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:30

hahahaha i thought it said pen taster

kbn 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:36

fyl !!D:

Jenna_Bennasser 0

Monday 7 March 2011 7:16

that's one proud father

gammielikeoh 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:05

it's called whiteout.

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