Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a...

By yamuda - 11/05/2016 23:24 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Boyufd - 27/10/2020 11:01

Today, I walked out the bathroom and saw my girlfriend peeing in a mug. She said that's the mug she uses when she can't hold it anymore. That's the mug I put my coffee in every morning. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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Paws_Cat 29

Thursday 12 May 2016 11:59

Well, time to burn all the cups and mugs in the house, something tells me this wasn't the first time he's done this..

Kidd_Ant 18

Thursday 12 May 2016 11:59

Pretty close to the literal meaning of "who pissed in your cereal this morning?"

Comments

Paws_Cat 29

Thursday 12 May 2016 11:59

Well, time to burn all the cups and mugs in the house, something tells me this wasn't the first time he's done this..

Kidd_Ant 18

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:02

That's the perfect picture of Brandon Rogers.

wow2mylife 25

Thursday 12 May 2016 15:49

or get plastic cups for you self

unsealingkale 18

Friday 13 May 2016 19:16

HALL MONITOR HELEN

Kidd_Ant 18

Thursday 12 May 2016 11:59

Pretty close to the literal meaning of "who pissed in your cereal this morning?"

OneOnJuanAction 22

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:00

IAYLS, but you should've told your mom.

Phantomsnake 10

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:00

Serve him with a nice cup of your dog pee.

RingKaKing91 10

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:01

At least he didn't pee in her food.

fakedsincerity 32

Thursday 12 May 2016 14:22

No. Just in the mug which she drank from. How is that better? D:

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:11

It's better because you can wash a cup out with soap and water. Urine isn't harmful to drink as its sterile. It's still nasty, but what she doesn't know won't kill her.

Vipera_fml 7

Friday 13 May 2016 17:00

#20, Urine is only sterile in the bladder. It's still nasty, even if you did wash it.

justanormalone 16

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:18

Couldn't he just go to the bathroom like every normal human being would just do?

Tsumetai_ 11

Friday 13 May 2016 5:29

I think he did it on purpose knowing it was his wife's cup, perhaps it was a gross petty revenge for some argument. whatever the reason it's still pretty messed up. :/